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Old 07-06-2008, 10:27 PM
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They have lotion for men with small dicks i saw it on a pornol commercial/
unless it helps you commit suicide it wont help
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And by “best of us” I mean it only happens to you, and you should feel bad because of it..

that is the funniest shit ^^^^
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Old 07-06-2008, 10:48 PM
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viagra is only for men with ED
He could have ED. If he can't get it up.
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Old 07-06-2008, 11:36 PM
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Old 07-07-2008, 04:42 AM
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Ok, chances are it's just nervousness, like the others said. Now, while I've never had a problem getting him up, here are some words of advice: start nice and slow. start kissing and what-not, slowly trace your fingers down her cheek and neck, then chest and stomach, tickle the belly button a little bit, then start rubbing a bit. do that for a good---twenty minutes, or until he's up, and then start doing a bit more. but at nooooo time let her touch it, because it's gotta be about her for a while. then, let her pull you onto her, and hopefully by this time you'll be ready. if not, the suddenness of her pulling you to her should work. if not...idk wut to say.
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Old 07-07-2008, 03:43 PM
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well it's wierd becuase when i lost it i was kinda nervous. i guess the most important thing to know is that it's no big deal. in fact this part of your life is not to much to be excited about becuase you will have a lot more sex and it will be much better than the sex of your first time

but when i lost it, it just kinda happened, like no big deal. don't worry about it. it's nothing
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And by “best of us” I mean it only happens to you, and you should feel bad because of it..

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Old 07-08-2008, 12:35 AM
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Wait, Alcohol makes it harder for my boyfriend to cum but he has NO problems getting it up? Sex just lasts much much much longer.
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Old 07-08-2008, 12:37 AM
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I hope you are not impotent....
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Old 07-08-2008, 03:41 AM
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Old 07-08-2008, 08:59 AM
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bro your just nervous
wow dude
that honestly blows
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