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Old 07-05-2008, 06:59 PM
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I like my vodka how i like my women. 12 years old and mixed up with coke
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And by “best of us” I mean it only happens to you, and you should feel bad because of it..

that is the funniest shit ^^^^
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Old 07-05-2008, 07:00 PM
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Old 07-05-2008, 08:48 PM
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lol

This reminds me of that scene in Superbad where the chubby says to the hottie that "if by scratching my back you mean my cock" or whatever.
Its "the great thing about my back is its located right on my cock".

Anyway dude, just watch porn or something, that'll help.
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Old 07-05-2008, 09:17 PM
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Oh yes, she goes into the bathroom to 'freshen up' and he's stuck on the bed watching midget porn.

She comes back out and he's whacking off.
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Old 07-05-2008, 09:51 PM
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:39 PM
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:40 PM
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Old 07-06-2008, 01:50 AM
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Old 07-06-2008, 06:43 AM
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Old 07-06-2008, 06:59 PM
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homosexual :$ *looks away*

or watermelon ;D
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