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Old 07-17-2008, 12:05 AM
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My neighbor lost his virginity at the age of 7, when he fucked his baby sitter, who was 13. He also fucked his spanish teacher when he was 16.

12 is weird.

13 is odd.

14 is so-so

15 is fine

16 is expected

17 is "finally"

18 is get out.

19 is "have you every kissed a girl?

20 is fucked.

40 is a good movie.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:01 AM
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that really sux ^^.
^^ its cool i dont get hung up on it lol
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Old 07-17-2008, 06:02 AM
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My neighbor lost his virginity at the age of 7, when he fucked his baby sitter, who was 13. He also fucked his spanish teacher when he was 16.

12 is weird.

13 is odd.

14 is so-so

15 is fine

16 is expected

17 is "finally"

18 is get out.

19 is "have you every kissed a girl?

20 is fucked.

40 is a good movie.
Very inaccurate, since most guys don't have sex until they hit college anyways. Njord has talked to the women there, and usually guys suck at fucking, which either means they're inexperienced, or will just go on to be the terrible lays they were destined to be so that their wife cheats on them with Njord.
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Old 07-17-2008, 11:51 AM
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Very inaccurate, since most guys don't have sex until they hit college anyways. Njord has talked to the women there, and usually guys suck at fucking, which either means they're inexperienced, or will just go on to be the terrible lays they were destined to be so that their wife cheats on them with Njord.
i hope one day my wife cheats on me with you (or *insert norse god name here*) hell at least that way i can't say i could do better than her, and i'd probably end up runing her through a meat grinder after that anyway
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I like my vodka how i like my women. 12 years old and mixed up with coke
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Don’t worry man, it happens to the best of us.

And by “best of us” I mean it only happens to you, and you should feel bad because of it..

that is the funniest shit ^^^^
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:02 PM
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No offense, but I think that's sick.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:43 PM
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No offense, but I think that's sick.
i think that taking my posts seriously when they are obviously not serious is not only sick, but retarded. however you would know all about that
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Don’t worry man, it happens to the best of us.

And by “best of us” I mean it only happens to you, and you should feel bad because of it..

that is the funniest shit ^^^^
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:30 PM
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i think that taking my posts seriously when they are obviously not serious is not only sick, but retarded. however you would know all about that
Dude, I was talking about the topic, not your posts, just the main thread.
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:31 PM
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well fuck you to.
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And by “best of us” I mean it only happens to you, and you should feel bad because of it..

that is the funniest shit ^^^^
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:51 PM
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Talk To Her,
Dont Tell On Her.
You Wouldnt Like It, If You Was In That Situation.
She's Told You, Because She Trusts You.
Respect That.
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Old 07-17-2008, 08:29 PM
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go die. like this thread
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And by “best of us” I mean it only happens to you, and you should feel bad because of it..

that is the funniest shit ^^^^
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