07-01-2008, 09:26 PM
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 Shrinkage So yeah.........I was in the pool the other day and when I went back inside to change ( I was at a friend's house ) his really hot sister walked in the room. My pants were already down and everything..... When a guy is in the pool it just shrinks.... Now she laughs at me whenever she sees me and thinks I have a small penis.....
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07-01-2008, 09:27 PM
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| OK George from Seinfeld.
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07-01-2008, 09:45 PM
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| This is a true E!LOL moment. Alright, if you're being serious, this is how I would handle it. (Of course, remembe who I am): "TEE-HEE!" the bitches giggles, so you call her over. "Hey, come here for a sec.." Do not be embarrassed, say it with confidence. "What is it?" She may still be giggling, and may even say soem smart ass remark when she comes. Ignore it, and put your arm around her neck - pull her close. "Why are you always laughing at me?" Say this in her ear, not loud because she'll make a spectacle if anyone else hears. but don't whipser or let your voce crack, say it strong. Now, unless she's unusually bold, she'll never tell you the truth about it. Although I'll prepare you for both routes - "Oh it's nothing." - Avoided the question. So you look her in the face, seriously, and say "You're attracted to me." DO NOT SHOW WEAKNESS SON! This is the moment of truth. Now she'll fuck off that comment with either another laugh or insult. "Well, you seem to have your mind on me more than nessacery. I mean, if it wasn't for that (PHYSICAL FLAW) then I would probably be attracted to you, but girls with (PHYSICAL FLAW) just don't do it for me." Physical flaw being: -Too short -Too tall -Blonde hair -Green Eyes -Long Fingers -Fake Nails -Long or Short Hair Remember, physical, not her personality. Let's say you said something like "I don't like bitches." well then she's fucked you emotionally and she knows it, which is probably why she's fucking you now, which is why we're going to fuck her back. Now, if you happen to have your arm still on her, take it off and say something like "I just wanted to make sure that you didn't think there could be anything between us. I mean, what do you have that could possibly attract me to you anyways, other than your looks?" Boom. Now if you know how to game, you can work it from there. Now, what if she actually tells you that you have such a little dick? "Yeah, I know. He's so awesome. He's gotten me in and out of more 'tight spots' than you can imagine." Then ask, "Are you attracted to me?" Then resume play. Of course, this is only what Njord would do. But Njord has the courage and balls of a warrior.
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07-01-2008, 09:52 PM
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| (off topic) omfg njord pikachu and pichu? HAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAWAHAHJAHAHAHA (on topic) nice guide dude tho i would just pull down my pants and say "wtf bitch you gunna say now?"
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07-01-2008, 10:09 PM
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| It's still small so he can't really do that.
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07-01-2008, 10:12 PM
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| Lol, so fucking owned
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07-01-2008, 11:30 PM
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| this reminds me of last summer, these girls at the pool would hang around me and call me bonner, it was wierd as fuck because i was about 3 years older than them and had a pool dick only 2.5 inches, but still they insisted. but what i'd do is ask her why she is such a pervert and explain the pool on penis physics
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07-02-2008, 12:37 AM
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| I don't think girls really understand how the size of a dick works.. ;]
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07-02-2008, 12:44 AM
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| Njord, you are sexy.
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07-02-2008, 01:06 AM
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