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Old 07-02-2008, 05:46 AM
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Njord said it.
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Old 07-02-2008, 05:48 AM
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Well, Njord likes it in the butt.
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My guides haven't been published in any medium save this one, yet I'll bet you'll find they work. So do Neil Strauss's Rules of the Game and Mystery's Method. Academia don't mean shit in the real world, buddy. All it is is a bunch of college professor sitting around trying to keep each other employed.
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Old 07-02-2008, 05:50 AM
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who cares so wat u have a small penis...id suck it ne way!

You must understand. It isn't that it is small. Penises like warm weather. I WAS IN THE POOL! Pools aren't warm.....
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Old 07-02-2008, 05:53 AM
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Anyways, do as I said, and then she'll be on her knees in no time.
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:00 AM
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I gave her a good dicking last night!
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:34 AM
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Take a page right out of Tucker Max.

"Maybe if you ever closed that revolving man-door you call a vagina, my dick wouldn't seem so small."
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Old 07-02-2008, 02:49 PM
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Its not the size that counts..its how you use it...................................sometimes men cant control whatr happens to it.it is completely understandable
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Old 07-02-2008, 09:53 PM
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how duz it make ur teeth ich?
get the fuck off troll!

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can you even make an intelligent comment. dear god even once for crying out loud



but yeah, i hate pool dick, chicks need to understand dick dynamics better
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I like my vodka how i like my women. 12 years old and mixed up with coke
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Don’t worry man, it happens to the best of us.

And by “best of us” I mean it only happens to you, and you should feel bad because of it..

that is the funniest shit ^^^^
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Old 07-03-2008, 01:00 AM
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Wank so you're on the edge of ejaculation, then go tap on her shoulder so she turns around then whip that bastard out and spray her face.
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Old 07-03-2008, 05:55 AM
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Wank so you're on the edge of ejaculation, then go tap on her shoulder so she turns around then whip that bastard out and spray her face.
Ha! Or maybe even rip her pants down and do it in her vagina. Now she gets a free kid!
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