You know it.

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When I grabbed her......She maced my eyes....

"Kill it with mace."

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FALCON PAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNCH!!!!!!!!

Njord is just going to start berating everyone. You guys turn me into a finesse version of Thor. I don't like that. You make my damn teeth itch.

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who cares so wat u have a small penis...id suck it ne way!

ssssssssslllllllllllllluuuuutttttttttt

Who the fuck is this?

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how duz it make ur teeth ich?

You know, at a certain temperature, all men have the same penis size. So, any girl who thinks they have your shit figured out because they saw your cock when it was flaccid (nevermind the shrinkage) is, obviously, a moron.

Typically, when a girl uses a penis size insult toward me, I retort with "Are you sure about that? I mean, I could totally understand the misconception. Your gash is like the grand canyon. A rocket ship plunging into that void couldn't even fill it." I love when they try in vain to come back after that point.

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But I hate insulting with a passion, open insults that is. I give insults where you can barely respond back without embarrassing yourself. It's better to twist words than to use your own.

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There was nothing wrong with your tactic. No one said there was one universal technique to deal with every problem.

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