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Old 06-24-2008, 05:42 AM
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Okay, so, my girl and I are finally gonna have sex, and I'm confused as to what kind of condom I should buy. Like, size-wise. I'm pretty well endowed, as far as 14 year olds go.

7 inches long, don't know the girth, though I did a test to see condom size, "Stick it in a toilet paper roll," and it was too wide.

So what kind of condom should I get?
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:09 AM
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fuck condoms. pull out method - birth control either or works fine. unless you have super sperm.
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Oh for fuck's sake, just pull out and shoot at her face/stomach/ass/boobs/mother/city/state/country/continent/planet/system/cluster/galaxy/universe/dog.
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Oh for fuck's sake, just pull out and shoot at her face/stomach/ass/boobs/mother/city/state/country/continent/planet/system/cluster/galaxy/universe/dog.
sounds good to me. i go for the eyes.
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Bad idea. Are we forgetting about STDs, ladies and gentlemen?

Fourteen? Lul. Wait until you're older and have actually developed.
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:50 AM
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dude if there young and FRESH. get to it.
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Umm... Wow... have your girl friend suck ur dick a bit then make her decide
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Okay, so, my girl and I are finally gonna have sex, and I'm confused as to what kind of condom I should buy. Like, size-wise. I'm pretty well endowed, as far as 14 year olds go.

7 inches long, don't know the girth, though I did a test to see condom size, "Stick it in a toilet paper roll," and it was too wide.

So what kind of condom should I get?

dude jus get a regular condom. you dont need no fucking XXXXXL bullshit. just grab yourself a trojan her pleasure, and you'll be good.
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dude jus get a regular condom. you dont need no fucking XXXXXL bullshit. just grab yourself a trojan her pleasure, and you'll be good.
This.

Also PULLING OUT IS NOT A FORM OF CONTRACEPTION! Who the fuck taught you fuckers that?

It's playing Russian roulette. Eventually she'll get pregnant, or she might not.

But remember, the only people it seems who are having kids these days are people who don't want them. I know a few married couples who can't get pregnant to save a life, yet little fucking punks like you who think pulling out or having sex in a chlorine pool will act as birth control.

Well it fucking doesn't.
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Also PULLING OUT IS NOT A FORM OF CONTRACEPTION! Who the fuck taught you fuckers that?

It's playing Russian roulette. Eventually she'll get pregnant, or she might not.

But remember, the only people it seems who are having kids these days are people who don't want them. I know a few married couples who can't get pregnant to save a life, yet little fucking punks like you who think pulling out or having sex in a chlorine pool will act as birth control.

Well it fucking doesn't.
it was a joke? lmao but your right about what you say =)
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