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Old 06-23-2008, 11:40 PM
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well i am about to have sex and idk i havent had it forever and i forgot it how to do it
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:01 AM
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Insert penis into vagina.

Ejaculate.

Go home.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:58 AM
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Or if you are homosexual,

Insert dick into his ass. Ejaculate. Go home
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Okay, you must reach to her hand, grab it, and look into her eyes

Tell her she is the best thing youve ever eaten. While she's puzzled, you quickly pull her hand to your sphincter and smudge her fingers around a bit.

Then you laugh and walk away, and tell all her friends she touched your sphincter.
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Funniest shit.
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:34 PM
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Okay, you must reach to her hand, grab it, and look into her eyes

Tell her she is the best thing youve ever eaten. While she's puzzled, you quickly pull her hand to your sphincter and smudge her fingers around a bit.

Then you laugh and walk away, and tell all her friends she touched your sphincter.
u love that sphincter ey callamury
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:36 PM
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OMFG Added! to! Sakora's! Funniest! Trolls! OMG I gotta give this kid something for the... Haha!
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:40 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiMQ4IbTBP4

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Old 06-25-2008, 12:03 PM
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YouTube - Puberty, What's That?

When the kid asked "what's a wet dream"

I rofl'ed irl.
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:33 PM
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its like riding a bike, u dont forget.
your just paranoid that your gonna do it wrong, u cant
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