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Old 06-25-2008, 09:40 PM
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As I learned from my American History teacher in high school:

"Coffee is like sex: bad or good, you're going to have it anyway."
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:26 PM
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well i am about to have sex and idk i havent had it forever and i forgot it how to do it
I see this as:

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Hopefully this girl doesn't back out of what she promised me when she was drunk last night. This'll be my first tiem and I have no fucking idea what to do...holy shit I'm about to have sex...
HOLY FUCK GUYS HELP ME SHIT!! WHERE;'S THE FUCKING HOLE OMGOMGOMGOMG!
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Old 07-05-2008, 07:28 AM
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you can't forget
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Old 07-05-2008, 09:29 AM
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well i am about to have sex and idk i havent had it forever and i forgot it how to do it
this guy is fucking retarded.
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Old 07-05-2008, 09:42 AM
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Nah, his penis just receded and went back into him, not pop out've him.
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Old 07-05-2008, 09:43 AM
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Old 07-05-2008, 08:36 PM
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cave men can figure this shit out.

virgins can to, autistic kids can to

cave men who are virgins and autistic can to. fuck
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Old 07-05-2008, 08:38 PM
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Lol. You can't see this
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Old 07-06-2008, 06:33 AM
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watch some pornol then you'll remember.
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