06-20-2008, 05:05 AM
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A vagina is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores.) It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatazoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.
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06-20-2008, 05:47 AM
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| You guys are fags. Problem Solver: Tell her to blow you or it's done. This is why you have sex before you go exclusive guys. You really need to know that you're at least sexually compatible. Get away from this prude.
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06-20-2008, 06:39 PM
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| Women love jerks, didn't you get the memo? Nice guys finish last because jerks are busy fucking their "girl"friends.
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06-20-2008, 07:19 PM
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__________________  The thing is to find a truth which is true for me, to find the idea for which I can live and die. - Søren Kierkegaard So I'm moving on I'll never forget As you lay there and watched me Accepting the end Dream Theater - Disappear |
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06-21-2008, 05:40 AM
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... am i still redundant?
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06-21-2008, 05:49 AM
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| i love going down on girls personally. i dont kno wats wrong with you guys, it gets me really turned on. i dont think ive ever fucked without going down on her first
__________________ Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. cant sleep, clowns will eat me "This party's getting too rough. Give me my pants, I'm going home." - the immortal words of Odin's grandfather. -odin http://www.kissthepants.com/posters/christianity1.jpg this is my music video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=729GD...eature=related |
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06-21-2008, 06:37 AM
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| If she doesn't want to blow you, she's not going to blow you. Find a girl who will or get used to the fact that your girlfriend wears the pants in the relationship.
__________________ You don't know anything. The sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be. A step in the right direction Ollerus' Guide to Making an Argument |
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__________________ I LUV BITCHEZ |
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