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Old 06-16-2008, 08:09 PM
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Default Condoms in Isle 12

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:26 PM
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hahaha. nice
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:54 PM
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No it wasn't.
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Old 06-17-2008, 12:59 AM
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No it wasn't.
quoted for truth.
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:44 AM
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Sophomoric at best.
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:55 AM
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I don't know about that... maybe for the brain capacity to come up with such a joke.
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:01 AM
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Copy paste genius
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Old 06-17-2008, 03:31 AM
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All that I could get out of that was the horrid butchering of the word AISLE.
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Old 06-18-2008, 11:50 PM
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I just copied and pasted mate.
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Old 06-19-2008, 12:54 AM
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all i could say is wow
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