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Old 06-13-2008, 01:36 AM
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:22 AM
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Thor prefers to beat small defenseless seal pups to death with his erection.
Hell, why bother with the small defenseless ones?
Wouldnt it be more.. manly to face up a full grown, male leapord seal with your manhood?
Or better yet.. several at once.
With a grizzly thrown in, just to spice it up.
Man.. that would be awsome
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Just saying..
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:48 AM
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Or joust a narwhal
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Pull the ol' belt-tuck.
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Old 06-13-2008, 04:05 AM
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Pull the ol' belt-tuck.
Why?
I mean.. not to like.. rain on your parade..
But... why?

My suggestions are much more fun..
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Old 06-13-2008, 05:14 AM
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Old 06-13-2008, 05:23 AM
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lol do a superbad boxer tuck it hides its and it feels pretty good too
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Old 06-13-2008, 05:30 AM
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That guy in that picture right there, deserves to be repeatedly hit with multiple of those sticks in his hand (as well as Thor's erection) until he is lying on the ground in a pool of his own blood begging for mercy.
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Old 06-13-2008, 04:00 PM
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That guy in that picture right there, deserves to be repeatedly hit with multiple of those sticks in his hand (as well as Thor's erection) until he is lying on the ground in a pool of his own blood begging for mercy.
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Uhhh, how would you suggest killing the thing without ruining the pelt? Do you have a better method?
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