Ok so I am not really brand new here, I mean I have been here a few times, but I just joined becuase I thought maybe I can get some advice. Like I said I have read quite a few things on here and I realize that I am a bit older then a lot of people here, but there are a few here that are my age or at least can understand me.

But what I wanted advice about... so as I have noticed I am a bit of a "late-bloomer" in this case but I had sex for the first time last weekend. And I'm not going to lie... it was very random but it was good as hell. The only problem I have is that "yes" we were both drunk and "no" we did not use a condom... so maybe I'm just paranoid as hell but I am scared to death I might be/end-up pregnant. I Kinda just need to know... how long do I have to wait till I can know for sure? Like take a pregnancy test. The first responce I know will be wait and see if you miss your period... but I have not had one in I dont know how long. They are very irregular so I really dont even know when one is due.

I'm not sure what else to say... but if you can please give me any advise please do I need the help.

~Thanks

Just wait a few months, get a shitload of laxatives and go wild. If you hear crying, you'll know you should've forced a condom on the guy.

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Not trying to sound like an ass i just really have almost no idea here.
Go Fuckin Google it

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how bout this... if your going to be an ass just move on and dont post anything...

that was not to u crippled Wing... it was to the other 2 idiots who posted before u

Wait about 7 days then take a pregnancy test.

Or wait an entire month for your period! The pregnancy test is a much better route though, seriously it saves you crying yourself to sleep everynight cause your freaking out that your pregnant.

There is very likely chance you are preggers. But there is chance you are not. Its like 2-4 weeks that you should try the pregnancy test. I think that is when the first signs of whatever is suppose to show shows *shrugs* I don't know.

Whatever you do don't abort.

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lolz

next time you feel tempted to call someone an idiot, remember this situation you got yourself in

And to think, all you needed to do was have him put a rubber on to prevent the chances of pregnancy somewhat or be on the pill

Kids these days, just plain ignorant

Your best bet is to repeatedly hit yourself in the gut with a bat, or have somebody punch you (or multiple people, if you really wanna be safe), or just shoot yourself.

Where a rubber, idiot.

Better yet, dont have sex. Condoms break all the time, and the possibiliy of you procreating is something we should all fear.

You may be older than alot of us..
but you're obviously not smarter.

I can't find a source on this right now (I looked for a good 5 minutes), but you have a 3-5% chance of getting pregnant off a single sexual encounter, which is a 1 in 20 shot.

Now, that all depends on if he is producing vital sperm and if you were in your fertile cycle. And even then it's still a crap shoot.

But yeah, 1 in 20. Not great, but not bad. Piss on one of them pads.

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