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Old 06-07-2008, 01:00 AM
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Please don't. Its a waste of cyber space.
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:04 AM
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Me? Sorry!!
no i love you you, you're cool with decent input and intelligence
and i'm still fairly drunk
but typing good
so go me
i guess
basic grammer
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:06 AM
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i can see that your mood is bitchy (literally).....Sarah seriously speaking if you have got a problem with my threads then why bother opening them? why read them? why spend your time commenting on them? its quite ridiculous that i am replying to you because I really dont waste my time on people and neither should you! im not trying to be offensive or anything however i am just giving you an advise.. scholars tells us that God created humans and gave us choises, you can choose to scroll over to the next thread and you can choose to completely ignore mine...pls next time (for your sake not mine) try and choose the "ignore me" option.

again thank you for your comment

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Old 06-07-2008, 01:09 AM
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No, No, Honestly. I enjoy making fun of your obvious inability to get any real sex thus you have to type your little fantasies up that are really lacking in all aspects for the rest of us to be digusted by.

So how about, you go hire a prostitute and get some real action and stop wasting space on what could be a really awesome forum with the removal of people just like you.
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:10 AM
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[not meant towards miss sarah]

Then why the fuck you bothered?
We COULD ignore your shit threads if we wanted. But God gave us the choice to tell you that they're also extremely shit as well.
Sarah's more of a established member then you'll ever be, why should we ignore you on public boards, it just makes it more fun to dig at your crappy attempts.
I could keep going if I wanted
but like you say;
You ain't worth my time.
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:45 AM
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i should get a hooker.....i should stop posting....poke fun at my shabby attempt...blaf blah blah..
if i see something i dont like i would completely ignore it, i dont critisize it..but thats the way u guys are so what can i say? nothing really...sarah you are always saying that my stories dosent represent real sex and that right? and i dont have real sex experiences...am i right so far? and you keep on ranting about how amazingly you have sex blah blah blah (on my other thread)
i just dont get it you know, why waste your precious time replying to a shabby thread when you can be having sex right this second? "I enjoy making fun of your obvious inability" i mean isnt that a little bit sad or rather very pathetic...i mean i can imagine someone following a persons every move just waiting to critisize...havent you got anything better to do? i think you should read my story and mastubate, well since you dont have a man (believe u me if u had a man you wouldnt be waisting your time on a shabby thread) or even better, why dont u order in a male prostitue? i hear u get the buy one get one free bundle!!! hurry up and shove a hot dick up your fucking mouth!

and for you captian dickhead...if you have a choise then choose wisley mate...what the fuck is wrong with you?! shes in australia and you are in england! you aint getting no pussy from her damn it son! fix up! the bitch is probably on her period and ranting bullshit and u gonna hop on that crazy pussy?! and u chatting bare bullshit you know, "Sarah's more of a established member then you'll ever be" i mean come on man! how dose her pussy smell like? since you have shoved your head far up her pussy! (mind you shes on her period so you got another thing coming)..


Man, I got Summer hating on me cause I'm hotter than the sun, got Spring hating on me cause I ain't never sprung, winter hating on me cause I'm colder than ya'll,
I'm being hated on by the seasons... fuckk ya'll who hating for no reason!


if you must know im heading to paris tomorrow..on a holiday with my girl gonna get a lil bit of "baiser" haha fuck yall haters! dont hate me, envy me!
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:05 AM
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Unfortunately partner's aren't always available 24/7, as you would know if you had one.

And i'm not getting any pussy from her? So what?
Not exactly I care that I'm not shagging some girl off the internet I really have no idea who she is. It's just that I'm sticking up for a decent member that actually has real knowledge and INTELLIGENCE - A rare thing sought after on these boards.
I'd rather keep her on here then you seeing as you're from "london" probs west end, darky zone where someone was stabbed outside your slum last week.

If i was chatting bullshit I'd rather be saying stuff like

"WOW ever notice how jarell007's post are really sexy and turn everyone on?"

"jarell007's topics and posts really had a lot of thought put into them"

"jarell007's is a genious"


As I've never stating any of the previous, I feel that I've yet to shed bullshit on your threads.

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how dose her pussy smell like?
I would guess like everyother pussy I've had my face in. There isn't too much difference in it unless they've intensly showered right before but even then if they're horny enough it more or less tastes and smells the same.

Seeing as your best insult towards Sarah herself that she is on her period... well really. That's just such a dumbfuck insult to use against any girl seeing you've obviously no idea when someone is on their period.

Also stop acting black, because you're talking more white then Eminem.

Heading to Paris with "Your girl"?
Well tell me how much fun you and your Mum have together.
Why should we envy some kid who really has no idea what he's saying, so that they end up putting some black mumbo jumbo shit about the seasons, even though you missed out Autumn, did you forget there's FOUR seasons? OR can't you count past how many holes a girl has?

Obvious to me that you're sexually starved and I'm sure this holiday with your Mum will sort things out perfectly. So yeah.
Plough that bitch good.
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:15 AM
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Hmm yeah I see what you mean! I mean so far you've done an excellent job of ignoring the things you see and don't like by responding with long, prodominantly boring rants and lame insults. And really I cant be bothered to grace your shitty little board with a decent response. So to put it simply.

a) I have a man, and I dont pay him by the hour like you do with yours.
b) Im not on my period, because I never HAVE a period. God love contraceptive implants.
c) I dont need to shove a hot dick in my mouth, I did that last night, and it was great.
d) I love the fact you admitted to yourself that your thread is shabby.

That is all.
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:20 AM
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omg... forget the erotic first post, the entire thread almost made me cum with laughter! keep it up...
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:22 AM
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Thank you, Thank you, -Takes a bow- See! I can make people cum without even having to use a fucking million shitty words in one really lame post to do it.

Cheers Spencer.
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