I Recently had sex for the first time with my girlfriend and i didnt feel anything, like i could see her moaning like crazy but all i felt was her bouncing on my cock, i felt nothing at all. What the hell is wrong with me?!!
She's hot as hell and sexy! HELP!

... you're gay.

I'm not joking. You won't feel any sexual pleasure from a woman.

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Maybe cause one of you sucks. No pun intended. You know.....yeeeaaah, that pun was intended.

Since I care about you, I'LL sleep with her to make sure it's not just you.

Fuck up, please. I think he was asking for advice, not you trying to "luk lyk da kwl kiddz".

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Im not gay i can assure you 100% They repulse me its unnatural in my opinion, ive had sex with my ex before and it was great but its been a year since that and now this happens with my new girl...real advice please...

Not like your advice was any better.

And just so you know, your element is the WORST on the Periodic Table.

@JGS: So you think that my genuine advice that he might be sexually faulted is the lesser, compared to your advice about how "lawl i gna fukc ur garlferind :B".

Now, back to business.
What the fuck do you expect? That's as real as advice goes on this board (except for the gods of course), you fucking ignorant dope.
Just because you say "OMG LYK GAYZ R LYK SO STOOPID", doesn't mean you can't be homosexual.

Just because you had sex with a girl before does not mean you are not gay now.
Your body could have changed tremendously since last year. (Which is by the way a hilarious amount of time without sex, you fucking loner.)
There is obviously something wrong with your sexuality. Don't complain just because you can't fucking face it.

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Hey, that was a joke. But you're a pretty grumpy guy, so I guess you don't get comedy. Oh well. We all can't have everything. And forgive me, O Right One. I was unaware that calling people gay was considered advice.

Back to more IMPORTANT people.....dude, maybe you just aren't that attracted to the chick. And I'm gonna go out on a limb and say MAYBE she sucks at sex. There's such a thing as terrible sex.

He enjoyed banging his ex alright and he specified that his dick didn't really feel anything. Gay people can feel sex on their dicks so I wouldn't really say this is a matter of his sexuality. Also he said that she was hot as hell so he's got an attraction to her. So she either sucks at sex, is loose or he is just used to a really tight vagina/grip.

"Hey, that was a joke." - Omg, lol yeah. That was so funny lol. Lol lol lol. I'm laughing because it's funny lol lol lol.

"you're a pretty grumpy guy" - No, I just don't waste valuable KB of forum space?

"Back to more IMPORTANT people" ..you said that, but why did you keep talking? Wasn't that my que to post?

"I was unaware that calling people gay was considered advice."
I didn't call him gay, I stated that there was a possibility of him being gay.

Oh, and .. Don't try to be funny again. You almost caused a server crash.

EDIT: "Gay people can feel sex on their dicks" Um, obviously? But they will only orgasm when it's a man.

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