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Old 05-22-2008, 12:34 AM
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Exclamation ;O Getting it up the ass?

My boyfriend is coming down this weekend and he is determined to do it, and I have no clue what to do / expect.

Is there anything I should do to get ready or anything?

I'm so damn ignorant in this area and it kills me!

Any mature help would be so appreciated it's crazy
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Old 05-22-2008, 12:36 AM
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Best advice to give is, if you have any reservations or you don't feel ready then don't feel bullied into it. Only do it when your ready.
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Old 05-22-2008, 12:37 AM
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Slow, lube it, and stop/slow down if it hurts.
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Old 05-22-2008, 12:44 AM
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He wouldn't make me if I said no, but I know it would dissapoint him if I did x3

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Old 05-22-2008, 01:37 AM
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:10 AM
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ah cyanide and happyness. they did a whole week of comics with that gag
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:18 AM
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Hm, reminds me of Happy Noodle Boy. But more importantly, try to hold it in if you feel a dump coming on around the time he'd like to pull out, otherwise you're probably gonna splat liquid shit all over him.
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:42 AM
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Ask him:

YouTube - Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"
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Old 05-22-2008, 04:25 AM
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More tips on what NOT to do here:
TuckerMax.com | Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
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That story was amazing Njord.
Just amazing.
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