GROSS!!!!!

lol sounds nice!!!!! =}

Firsts

Kiss: First "GF" , Preschool

Makeout: First real GF, behind storage building

Handjob: 13, bedroom

Oral: same as Handjob

Sex: 13, basement, on pool table. (Turn-on line= Rack my balls for me would you.....)

Kiss: 3rd grade at a birthday party with a crush it was extremely awkward
Makeout: 4th my boyfriend came to my house and we were watching a movie
oral: 4th with my boyfriend during the movie ._.
sex: 6th i regreted it -_-

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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M2SFBLOI2aQ

Kiss: My first real kiss I'll say was at 17, kissed some cute girl I hung out with. That's as far as I got with her though, I was just finally getting into girls and getting the whole game.
Make Out/Sex: This happened at age 18. I decided I wanted to get laid so I was at the mall with a friend and spotted a cute girl. I ditched my friend with a look of determination, I walked over to her and started talking. Got her number but I was so nervous I forgot her name and saved her as ? in my phone lol. Long story short I ended up going on several dates with her and we did the horizontal hokey pokey.

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I can change you forever.

This has to be one of the most hilarious V-Card stories ever.

Except for this one I read where the guy actually got bored (@ his first time xD) and left after 30 minutes.

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First Kiss - Great times. On the last day of school in 5th grade, there was this girl, Amanda. We'd been buddy-buddy ever since the school play. (Christmas Carol. I was Scrooge & she was Christmas Past.) Well, anyway...we were just walking around the playground and we stopped and sat under this big tree. I put my hand on her lap and told her "I kinda like you..." She said "You too." And then we kinda kissed. Not anything special, just a few seconds.

Make-Out - In 7th grade, I liked this girl...i'll call her Christy. (She had these HUGE knockers! Ok...they were C's, but for 7th grade, you KNOW that's big.) It was after school one day, and I'd bought her Carl's Jr. Her friend was there and she said we weren't down to do it. We gave each other this look, then we slid towards each other and BAM. I caught a piece of cheese though...gross.

Sex - Not yet

Hand Job - Just this past September, me and my date had just got home from Winter Formal. We sat in my car for a good while and we started to make out a little. She slid her hand in my pants, and I grabbed a little teet. It didn't go anywhere other than a little BJ though.

Oral - W/my Winter Formal date. That bitch had some juicy ass lips.

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Welcome back to the stage of history...

No wonder you're angry all the time. We need to get you laid bud. Alright Q, mission accepted:

OHMSS

00 Agent: Njord
Mission 1: Destruction of Slamfest49's V-Card
Part I: Introduction to Future Lay

PRIMARY OBJECTIVES:

• Reprogram Social Ineptitude
• Edit, Modify, and Upload New Personality Traits/Habits/Clothing
• Acquire Lay Target

My name is Njord...just..Njord.

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Kiss - 7th grade at a lame school dance with my best guy friend
Makeout - Also 7th grade at my best guy friends house watching movies
Sex - Never I'm a virgin
Fingering - Never
Oral - Home alone with guess who ^^^

we can rebuild him,

we have the technology!

we can make him better

stronger

faster

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------->Episode 6: Lab Partners and Mail away Brides<-------

kissed: kindagarden... total accident.
makeout: it was in 7th grade
oral: this 7th grade ( this year) (5months ago)
sex: virgin and proud to be

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dont fall down the deep dark hole. for it will take your soul!