im a guy and i need help

Bend over really far, about until you feel like your back is going to break. Now place your mouth around your penis and have at it!

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FALCON PAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNCH!!!!!!!!

The more you masturbate,the more time you lose before I knock on your door

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Death will slay your dog
Guess what,Im Baaaack!

Do the one where a girl helps you. I think it's called 'sex'???

What's that song about "masturbation has lost its fun"?

This topic reminded me of that.

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I can change you forever.

jackinexpert.com or is it jackinworld.com idk lol its one of those.

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Life is to short to wake up in the morning with r e g r e t s, so LOVE the ones who treat you right and forget the ones that dont & believe that everything happens for a reason.

If you get a chance take it.
If it changes your life, let it

Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.

Get laid..

Wait a long time.... Or go to a website...

Erectile Dysfunction perhaps.

That's fucking sad that there are sites out there dedicated solely to masturbation techniques.

The virgins who made those websites must truly be masters at the art of loneliness

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"The world will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll whisper, 'No.'" - Rorschach, Watchmen