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Old 04-21-2008, 01:42 AM
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Default If you could be the opposite gender...?

would you, and what would you do?

I wouldn't. I couldn't put up with being emo to the point that it interferes with my logic. Plus, the feeling of having knockers hanging off the chest is nearly impossible to imagine... what would it feel like!?

And sex would not happen. Not even hot hot hot lesbian sex. Just the thought of having to take something (tongue, item, or Thor forbid, a dick) into my body to get pleasure... well, I hate it when girls put their fingers in my mouth as is.
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:43 AM
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if i was a guy id get someone to kick me in the balls....guys cry about it so much id like to see if its as sore as they say!!!
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:46 AM
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if i was a guy id get someone to kick me in the balls....guys cry about it so much id like to see if its as sore as they say!!!
Here's a literal description of what happens:

The strike makes your body as a whole recoil, to some degree.

The aftershock: pulsing, awkward pain that be felt in your muscles almost all the way up to your stomach. It's somewhat paralyzing, and the balls get really sensitive.

The real pain lasts like a minute, the awkward pain lasts about 5-10.

It's not fun.
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:49 AM
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yeh my big brother kicked me one day on the leg with steel toe cap boots on so i kicked him in the balls!! next thing i know he's layin on the floor rollin around in agony...whoops my bad!!
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:51 AM
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Delicious Lesbian Sex.
Grope my own boobs. (we do have boobs don't we?)

Anything else I can do as a male.
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:55 AM
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Itd be a girl,for a day

To see what its like to finger myself!
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:55 AM
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Carly, its like if I ripped your tits off and shoved a drill in the open wound, except the pains almost all over your body.
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Old 04-21-2008, 02:09 AM
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Lets see in order I would

1: wake up and look in the mirror.
2: become extremely self conscious and go anorexic.
3: buy make up and other beauty enhancing items.
4: masturbate.
5: have hot lesbian sex.
6: repeat step 4.
7: repeat step 5.
8: repeat step 6.
9: repeat step 7.
10: repeat steps 4-9.

rinse and repeat steps 4-10 on a daily basis
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Old 04-22-2008, 01:18 AM
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lmfao
I would totaly become a guy.
I would prolly let sombody kick me in the balls too
Just to see.
Cuz guys are all likem "DOOD LYK YOO DONT EVEN NO"
and I be lyk.. OK fine show me.
I would assume it would be simmalar to be being hit in the boobs
Because its a similar nerve reaction thingymabober....

And I'd prolly lyk.. for real.. feel myself up.
XD
Not even just masterbation.

AAAAAAAND....
If my boyfriend currently could be a chick for that day,
Id totaly fuck her (his? her? w/e) brains out.
XD
(with protection, of course. XD)
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Old 04-22-2008, 01:27 AM
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Naw. I like being a chick. We get away with so much shit it isn't even funny.
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