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Old 04-11-2008, 02:19 AM
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Default craziest/funniest thing youve seen during sex?

what is for you!?

please tell!

for me, the womans making this siren humming noise while i was receiving the bj. i didnt say anything but i was cracking up inside because it sounded like she was playing one of those weird big australian flutes (didgeredoos?)

what about you? (i like you)
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:16 AM
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my girlfriends look when i pulled out my lengthy shlong
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:17 AM
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My boy friend always rubs his hands up and down my spine when giving me head...=D
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:18 AM
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While getting a blowjob my girlfriend seemed to be happier than me. Damn I thought it was great but she was smiling! She finished and said thank you!

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my girlfriends look when i pulled out my lengthy shlong
I'm sure her look was great when you pulled that humungous dildo out of your ass. Amazing it fit eh?
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:21 AM
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Not really all that funny, sex story gone wrong... Walked in on a friend of mine getting buttfucked by her boyfriend, randomly farts on his wang and the looks on their faces was priceless.
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:22 AM
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ya, then i farted when it came out and we took turns cleaning it off with our tongues
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:35 AM
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... wtf kind of shit is that?
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:42 AM
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ya, then i farted when it came out and we took turns cleaning it off with our tongues
^The reason of teen suicide!^

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Not really all that funny, sex story gone wrong... Walked in on a friend of mine getting buttfucked by her boyfriend, randomly farts on his wang and the looks on their faces was priceless.
That would be VERY odd.. But the faces would be funny..

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... wtf kind of shit is that?
Fucked up shit.. That's just.. There is no word for that..
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:43 AM
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That was amazing Revellion...Classic teen sex story. =P
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:49 AM
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Not really that funny but...I was getting a blowjob from one of my mutual female friends. Out of nowhere she screams "Holy shit you have a 360! Let's play Halo." Sure enough she was pointing to my 360 by the tv.
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