use ur fone...put it on vibrate n put it in you then call it

for 89.com go to the bottom of the site, the others i know are pay, and most of my stuff is download from p2p

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That is an EXCELLENT idea!

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i dont want my phone all nasty..

hmmm u can use like bottles or sum shit like that iono....or u can just go get a guy n use his dick

Well, hey, you already put your hands on it. You can't be too worried about getting it nasty.

WhOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooa!

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Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free.

How about you buy a vibrator? You could also try phone sex, but you'd have to do it with one of your close friends or someone you like 'cause otherwise it'd be awkward...I'm always available if you want anonymous phone sex...and I'm not trying to be funny like the other guys...

Try megarotic.com

Also use a cucumber, carrot, bottle, thats all I can think of

Put the phone in a plastic bag.

Any long and blunt object can work. Vegetables can work well from what I have seen, cleaner if you put somthing over them (condom, plastic bag).

get a mic....hook it up to a speaker system (this only works with the BIG speakers) lay it flat on ground...bass all way up n treble all way down..then kinda stratle the speaker n makea motorboat sound into mic..