LMAO!!! omg...that was the funniest thing ive read all fucking day!
I dont even no wat to say except...it was great.

ew why wyould you put a ICE on her CLIT? psycho... does going swimming in ice cold water turn guys on?????? but you think it will turn girls on????

The better question is:

What hasn't Thor done to a girl?

That's much harder to answer. Thor will have to think about it.

Bullshit, in a thread Thor just read, you were debating fucking an ex-boyfriend for cash to pay your phone bill.

That's a whore by every meaning of the word.

Thread in question:
My ex Boyfriend...

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no i wasn't talking about me it was a friend of mine needed to know so i used me as an example

I don't know about anyone else but those to sex scenarios are fucking awesome! It made me horny, hehehe. I am only 13, but I wish I was older.... i could have alot of fun with those fantasies

wow kid in ur dreams

How dare you compare such a great musical feat to low-minded, mistyped smut?

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I had a lengthy discussion about The Power of Myth
With a post-modern author who didn't exist
In this fictitious world all reality twists
I was a hopeless romantic now I'm just turning tricks

Im sorry but it didnt make me horny lol. Maybe if I knew a chick wrote it I would be but I dont get horny reading a sex story written by a dude. Why dont you write one hotty1992.

Yo if you guys like sex stories and you like celebrities I would suggest checking out the following sites. This is how sex stories should be done.

CSSA - Celebrity Sex Stories Archive
Television and Movie character fantasy stories starring your favorite celebrities in X-rated sexual situations
Women of Wrestling Erotic Fiction Archive

srry i can't write that good

LOL

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