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| Bottom five WELL KNOWN bands/artists from the last decade would have to be (in no particular order): 1) Soulja Boy: He records one decent song, before jumping off a balcony thinking he's frigging Superman. It then comes out he nicked the name off some other shitty rapper as well. WHAT a twunt. 2) Madonna: Shes almost 50, and shes still prancing around in tutu's thinking shes 18. Its fucking sick - and the sweaty whores brother hates her SO much he's written a whole book on his loathing for her. 3) S Club (7) They did a few shitty songs, before one band member left cause he realised he'd be better of working in KFC or something. Then another leaves, so they all just fuck off. The only decent thing they did was form S Club Juniors, and they were talentless as well. Although Rachael Stevens was FIT! 4) Leon Jackson: Yeah, he can sing. But whats he done since he won X Factor? Just recorded one single and gone back to Scotland to spend his money? Seriously mate, go and do a bit more singing that people actually KNOW OF, please. 5) Britney Spears: She USED to be fairly talented, to be honest. But has anyone heard her voice recently? As in, UNEDITED voice? SOMETHINGS gone really wrong with her. She takes drugs, gets her kids taken away, loses her voice, and shaves her hair off. I actually feel sorry for her, but her recent decline HAS to be one of the most tragic in recent times for ANY star. |
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| 1) Shitknot. A retard in a dumpster could make the same sound. What happened to music? What the hell ever happened to playing music on a fucking stage, and letting it all be about the music? They are not about the music, I don't care what anyone says. No band can be about the music when they create noise with no musical value whatsoever. 2) Any band that has ever played any variation of hiphop - with exceptions given to Run DMC and Rage Against the Machine. 3) DragonForce. Go to hell for ruining all credibility that power metal once had. As if the stereotypes weren't enough already. I guess I would include any associates of the Guitar Hero franchise here too, mainly for making any listener of any band featured on Guitar Hero a "poser." 4) Trivium. For being shit, and stealing Dime's Razorback. And copying another shit band... which leads me to point number 5. 5) METALLICA. What are they playing now, jazz? Just kidding. Metallica's full-length albums have gone from Decent, to Bad, to Hideous, to WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?! A departing note, directed at Metallica: May the restless spirit of Cliff Burton pimp slap the Chuck Taylors off of your pasty asses.
__________________ ![]() The thing is to find a truth which is true for me, to find the idea for which I can live and die. - Søren Kierkegaard So I'm moving on I'll never forget As you lay there and watched me Accepting the end Dream Theater - Disappear |
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| Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, Metallica, Bob Marley. Worst musicians ever to exist, seriously. Tool and Alice in Chains sucks, too. So does Ray Charles and Louis Armstrong. Gershwin and Joplin. Dvorak. Mozart. Chopin.
__________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin Last edited by Shankist; 07-22-2008 at 09:40 PM. |
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