hey! so i just joined like 10 seconds ago.
all my friends are out of town and i got bored so i found this site.

its not all that great honestly....some of the guys here belive in all these wierd god things. kinda stupid. and they say they dont like you and what not but yet they still go into your threads and make fun you and all that shit.

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im just going to keep doing what i want when i want to do it because im just that bad ass girl that everyone wants to be like

thanks for the heads up..
i think i will leave now

lol yea no problem

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im just going to keep doing what i want when i want to do it because im just that bad ass girl that everyone wants to be like

We are the Norse Gods; we hail from Valhalla.

I, Njord the Wise, have come at the summons of the All-Father, Odin, in order to allow the denizens of ARG to behold my incredible visage, in the hopes that my very aura will embellish this forlorn cesspool of human ignorance with a wisdom rarely seen by man. It is my duty, nay, my very being to give men the tools needed to succeed in the pathetic trials they call life.

We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships we have endured previously. It is all done without bullshit, by a pantheon free of charlatan, and with an incarnate bruqueness equating to Thor's very hammer being blunted into your head, multiple times. All is just prelude to say...

Fuck you and welcome to Arg.

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You're just an immature bitch, and don't realize we're doing all of that just to piss you off.

We don't make fun of people. We correct them, with crude humor.

And if it's so stupid, then why don't you just Get the fuck out?

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That had to be the dumbest conversation I've seen yet on Arg

"Don't stay here it like totally sucks cuz I get made fun of and u will 2"
"Srsly? Ok bye"

Why are you here then?

Dumbass.

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I, Baldr the Good -- beloved Valhallan and epitome of excellence -- have recently descended from my hall, prominently known throughout the realms as Breidablik, at the call of my brethren into Midgard. Not unlike the whims of the rest of my pantheon, Baldr seeks to elucidate veracity upon the nescient decadence honored by man as "ARG".

By elevating the plague that is ignorance and commonplace duplicity with gratuitous wisdom and epistemic brilliance bestowed only upon divinity, it is Baldr's desire to elevate the intellectual prowess of the denizens to ARG by instilling values that will lead them down the golden road to Valhalla. However, it is my secondary ambition test the resolve of its populace and gauge the might -- or lack thereof -- of human reason.

We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships that we have endured previously. We do it all without malarkey or nonsense and with rapture that permeates from our pores and sweeps the lands of Midgard in its entirety. With that being said...

Fuck you and welcome to ARG.

Leave. No one here likes you anyway. Least of all, Baldr.

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Baldr's own "Poetic Edda":
• Breidablik's Field of Honor: Rules of Engagement
• How to Build an Aura.
• Baldr is better than you. Accept it.
• Why most women are morons.
• Baldr takes requests. Send him a visitor message if you want Baldr to write something in particular.

If you need to contact Baldr, please consider using the Visitor Message system before private messaging him.