That this petty forum is circling the drain and have been invited to fix such a problem. I am here to bring this forum up from the dirt, if necessary.

K hai. *waves*

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Is that so? I can't wait to see what you can accomplish. If anything.

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"My views on humanity? It is a disease, something that cannot be taught through a gentle push. No... We cannot be saved, our greed, our passion and our lust for knowledge has destroyed that which we have held dear. Humanity is below this world, my friend."

http://www.arg.com/hangout/7810-gene...-not-fail.html
For those who see flaws in our earth, discuss how and what you would change here.
http://www.arg.com/group.php?groupid=70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlULgi92zK8

Oh hai thar!

Oh-oh, am I being challenged??

Now why would I do something like that? Get to work.

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"My views on humanity? It is a disease, something that cannot be taught through a gentle push. No... We cannot be saved, our greed, our passion and our lust for knowledge has destroyed that which we have held dear. Humanity is below this world, my friend."

http://www.arg.com/hangout/7810-gene...-not-fail.html
For those who see flaws in our earth, discuss how and what you would change here.
http://www.arg.com/group.php?groupid=70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlULgi92zK8

By the way, we are the Norse Gods; We hail from Valhalla.

I, Njord the Wise, have come at the summons of the All-Father, Odin, in order to allow the denizens of ARG to behold my incredible visage, in the hopes that my very aura will embellish this forlorn cesspool of human ignorance with a wisdom rarely seen by man. It is my duty, nay, my very being to give men the tools needed to succeed in the pathetic trials they call life.

We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships we have endured previously. It is all done without bullshit, by a pantheon free of charlatan, and with an incarnate bruqueness equating to Thor's very hammer being blunted into your head, multiple times. All is just prelude to say...

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Norse, ey? Truth, Justice and Strength... Odd qualities for a God. God's need to strike fear into the hearts of their subjects and foes alike, I should know, i've done it before.

Well notice the "manly" quality is present as well, which strikes fear into the heart of most mortal males (infer what you will from this) and causes fracas in the minds of women. And by mind I mean vagina.

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A quick roar does the trick quite nicely.



Ph34r my m00 of fury!

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The Dark Eyes of Vengeance.

I, Baldr the Good -- beloved Valhallan and epitome of excellence -- have recently descended from my hall, prominently known throughout the realms as Breidablik, at the call of my brethren into Midgard. Not unlike the whims of the rest of my pantheon, Baldr seeks to elucidate veracity upon the nescient decadence honored by man as "ARG".

By elevating the plague that is ignorance and commonplace duplicity with gratuitous wisdom and epistemic brilliance bestowed only upon divinity, it is Baldr's desire to elevate the intellectual prowess of the denizens to ARG by instilling values that will lead them down the golden road to Valhalla. However, it is my secondary ambition test the resolve of its populace and gauge the might -- or lack thereof -- of human reason.

We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships that we have endured previously. We do it all without malarkey or nonsense and with rapture that permeates from our pores and sweeps the lands of Midgard in its entirety. With that being said...

Fuck you and welcome to ARG.

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Baldr's own "Poetic Edda":
• Breidablik's Field of Honor: Rules of Engagement
• How to Build an Aura.
• Baldr is better than you. Accept it.
• Why most women are morons.
• Baldr takes requests. Send him a visitor message if you want Baldr to write something in particular.

If you need to contact Baldr, please consider using the Visitor Message system before private messaging him.