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We are the Norse Gods; we hail from Valhalla. I, Njord the Wise, have come at the summons of the All-Father, Odin, in order to allow the denizens of ARG to behold my incredible visage, in the hopes that my very aura will embellish this forlorn cesspool of human ignorance with a wisdom rarely seen by man. It is my duty, nay, my very being to give men the tools needed to succeed in the pathetic trials they call life. We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships we have endured previously. It is all done without bullshit, by a pantheon free of charlatan, and with an incarnate bruqueness equating to Thor's very hammer being blunted into your head, multiple times. All is just prelude to say... ![]()
__________________ Path to Valhalla - Teens' Guide to Glory ARG's Hall of Njord AskNorse@arg.com JENN WUZ HERE!!! LOL <3 ``Yes We Can`` |
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