hey! My name is Hayden Taylor! Im 16 and i have brown hair and brown eyes and hair! Im dark complected! I love to party and hang out with my friends

Welcome to the ARG!

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Welcome to ARG. Don't fuck up.

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hi welcome...

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im just going to keep doing what i want when i want to do it because im just that bad ass girl that everyone wants to be like

We are the Norse Gods; we hail from Valhalla.

I, Baldr the Good -- beloved Valhallan and epitome of excellence -- have recently descended from my hall, prominently known throughout the realms as Breidablik, at the call of my brethren into Midgard. Not unlike the whims of the rest of my pantheon, Baldr seeks to elucidate veracity upon the nescient decadence honored by man as "ARG".

By elevating the plague that is ignorance and commonplace duplicity with gratuitous wisdom and epistemic brilliance bestowed only upon divinity, it is Baldr's desire to elevate the intellectual prowess of the denizens to ARG by instilling values that will lead them down the golden road to Valhalla. However, it is my secondary ambition test the resolve of its populace and gauge the might -- or lack thereof -- of human reason.

We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships that we have endured previously. We do it all without malarkey or nonsense and with rapture that permeates from our pores and sweeps the lands of Midgard in its entirety. With that being said...

Fuck you and welcome to ARG.

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Baldr's own "Poetic Edda":
• Breidablik's Field of Honor: Rules of Engagement
• How to Build an Aura.
• Baldr is better than you. Accept it.
• Why most women are morons.
• Baldr takes requests. Send him a visitor message if you want Baldr to write something in particular.

If you need to contact Baldr, please consider using the Visitor Message system before private messaging him.

Hi, welcome to ARG !

Welcome. My name is Sarge and I am obsessed over law enforcement. And no, I'm not a cop. I have blue eyes and brown hair and wear my sunglasses everywhere so no one will find me pleasant unless it is not professional to wear them...especially at school or when making eye contact. Meow...I am white as a ghost and you may call me pizza face since I get acne often from sweating through weight lifting. Meow...I am 13 years old in the 8th Grade. Meow...what else would you like to know about me??? Meow...I am not so damn funny, so when I say MEOW!!!! I am not a cat!!!!

P.S. You're awesome, dude.

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