hey whats up?
I'm new here, just checking out this site
totally message me and we can chat
ciao

Welcome xdaydreamerx! =)

Hi, Welcome to ARG !

i will kill you one day.

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that is the funniest shit ^^^^

We are the Norse Gods; we hail from Valhalla.

I, Baldr the Good -- beloved Valhallan and epitome of excellence -- have recently descended from my hall, prominently known throughout the realms as Breidablik, at the call of my brethren into Midgard. Not unlike the whims of the rest of my pantheon, Baldr seeks to elucidate veracity upon the nescient decadence honored by man as "ARG".

By elevating the plague that is ignorance and commonplace duplicity with gratuitous wisdom and epistemic brilliance bestowed only upon divinity, it is Baldr's desire to elevate the intellectual prowess of the denizens to ARG by instilling values that will lead them down the golden road to Valhalla. However, it is my secondary ambition test the resolve of its populace and gauge the might -- or lack thereof -- of human reason.

We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships that we have endured previously. We do it all without malarkey or nonsense and with rapture that permeates from our pores and sweeps the lands of Midgard in its entirety. With that being said...

Fuck you and welcome to ARG.

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Baldr's own "Poetic Edda":
• Breidablik's Field of Honor: Rules of Engagement
• How to Build an Aura.
• Baldr is better than you. Accept it.
• Why most women are morons.
• Baldr takes requests. Send him a visitor message if you want Baldr to write something in particular.

If you need to contact Baldr, please consider using the Visitor Message system before private messaging him.

Welcome to ARG. Don't fuck up.

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hey...welcome to arg!!!! i'm sarge. nice to meet you.

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