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| We are the Norse Gods; we hail from Valhalla. I, Baldr the Good, beloved Valhallan and epitome of excellence, have recently descended from my hall of Breidablik at the call of my brethren into Midgard. Much like my brethren, I seek to elevate the intellectual prowess of the denizens to this foundation known as "ARG", but in addition, I seek to test the resolve of its populace and gauge the might -- or lack thereof -- of human reason. We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships that we have endured previously. We do it all without malarkey or nonsense and with rapture that permeates from our pours and sweeps the lands of Midgard in its entirety. With that being said... Fuck you and welcome to ARG.
__________________ Baldr's own "Poetic Edda": • Breidablik's Field of Honor: Rules of Engagement • How to Build an Aura. • Baldr is better than you. Accept it. • Why most women are morons. • Baldr takes requests. Send him a visitor message if you want Baldr to write something in particular. If you need to contact Baldr, please consider using the Visitor Message system before private messaging him. |
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| Hello Ben, welcome to ARG! Don't let the aggressive responses around here fool you, you'll have a good time around here, and get to meet many good people. Quote:
See you around
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