Hey everyody, my name is Jesse. Can't wait to get posting.

Hello. Welcome to the ARG. ^ ^

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We are the Norse Gods, we hail from Valhalla (which has a recent DSL connection).

I, Odin All-Father, wisest of all the gods of the Asgard, have brought forth my sons, the mighty Thor, the wise Njord, the just Forseti, and the valiant Ollerus, so that we may elevate the denizens of these shabby plains to the halls of Valhalla, where they may sup upon wine and women of the best.

We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships we have endured previously. We do it all without bull shit, without nonsense and with an incarnate awesome seldom seen by mortal man.

Fuck you and welcome to Arg.

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Enlightenment is a click away:
Odin's Guide to Confidence
Why You Never Buy a Girl a Drink at a Bar
Odin Debunks the Most Annoying Quote Ever
How To Handle A Manipulative Bitch
Odin's Guide to Body Language
Odin's Guide to Why You're NOT in Love
Odin's Guide to Why You Don't Call Guys Drunk

leave before you get bombarded with "fuck yous" and guys asking how to deal with girls with large breasts xD

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Morning Comes In A Dream Before We Rise.

Fuck you too then. And thank you for the warm welcome. XD

hey there my name is doug

I, Baldr the Good, beloved Valhallan and epitome of excellence, have recently descended from my hall of Breidablik at the call of my brethren into Midgard. Much like my brethren, I seek to elevate the intellectual prowess of the denizens to this foundation known as "ARG", but in addition, I seek to test the resolve of its populace and gauge the might -- or lack thereof -- of human reason. With that being said...

Fuck you and welcome to ARG.

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Baldr's own "Poetic Edda":
• Breidablik's Field of Honor: Rules of Engagement
• How to Build an Aura.
• Baldr is better than you. Accept it.
• Why most women are morons.
• Baldr takes requests. Send him a visitor message if you want Baldr to write something in particular.

If you need to contact Baldr, please consider using the Visitor Message system before private messaging him.