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| your existence is our bane your drivel is our hell once for a purpose now all is forgot our reasons quite plain our decisions are well your advice is not welcome your problems less so the knowledge you shall obtain your ignorance we shall quell the harbor of demons the inn of fools fuck you and welcome to arg |
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| We are the Norse Gods, we hail from Valhalla (which has a recent DSL connection). I, Njord the Wise, have been summoned to ARG at the request of the All-Father, Odin, the wisest of all gods. He has brought forth me and my brethren: the mighty Thor, the just Forseti, and the valiant Ollerus, so that we may elevate the denizens of these shabby plains to the halls of Valhalla, where they may sup upon wine and women of the best. We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships we have endured previously. We do it all without bull shit, without sugarcoat, without nonsense and with an incarnate awesome seldom seen by mortal man. Fuck you and welcome to Arg.
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