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Hey, I'm Justin. I'm 14. I'm into sports and stuff. I'm goth. You know the works.

We are the Norse Gods, we hail from Valhalla (which has a recent DSL connection).

I, Odin All-Father, wisest of all the gods of the Asgard, have brought forth my sons, the mighty Thor, the wise Njord, the just Forseti, and the valiant Ollerus, so that we may elevate the denizens of these shabby plains to the halls of Valhalla, where they may sup upon wine and women of the best.

We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships we have endured previously. We do it all without bull shit, without nonsense and with an incarnate awesome seldom seen by mortal man.

Fuck you and welcome to Arg.

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True Believers:
when people ask small children what they want to be when they grow up they say odin! - thegodcallednick
You know that sound lighting makes called thunder what that really is, it is the noise women make when they sleep with Odin - Tobifreed
Enlightenment is a click away:
Odin's Guide to Confidence
Why You Never Buy a Girl a Drink at a Bar
Odin Debunks the Most Annoying Quote Ever
How To Handle A Manipulative Bitch
Odin's Guide to Body Language