hey ppl wu?

We are the Norse Gods, we hail from Valhalla (which has a recent DSL connection).

I, Odin All-Father, wisest of all the gods of the Asgard, have brought forth my sons, the mighty Thor, the wise Njord, the just Forseti, and the valiant Ollerus, so that we may elevate the denizens of these shabby plains to the halls of Valhalla, where they may sup upon wine and women of the best.

We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships we have endured previously. We do it all without bull shit, without nonsense and with an incarnate awesome seldom seen by mortal man.

Fuck you and welcome to Arg.

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Enlightenment is a click away:
Odin's Guide to Confidence
Why You Never Buy a Girl a Drink at a Bar
Odin Debunks the Most Annoying Quote Ever
How To Handle A Manipulative Bitch
Odin's Guide to Body Language
Odin's Guide to Why You're NOT in Love
Odin's Guide to Why You Don't Call Guys Drunk

your existence is our bane
your drivel is our hell
once for a purpose
now all is forgot

our reasons quite plain
our decisions are well
your advice is not welcome
your problems less so

the knowledge you shall obtain
your ignorance we shall quell
the harbor of demons
the inn of fools

fuck you and welcome to arg

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Talk English please.

Welcome to ARG.

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