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| We are the Norse Gods, we hail from Valhalla (which has a recent DSL connection). I, Njord the Wise, have been summoned to ARG at the request of the All-Father, Odin, the wisest of all gods. He has brought forth me and my brethren: the mighty Thor, the just Forseti, and the valiant Ollerus, so that we may elevate the denizens of these shabby plains to the halls of Valhalla, where they may sup upon wine and women of the best. We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships we have endured previously. We do it all without bull shit, without sugarcoat, without nonsense and with an incarnate awesome seldom seen by mortal man. Fuck you and welcome to Arg.
__________________ Path to Valhalla - Teens' Guide to Glory Noatun - ARG's Hall of Njord Quote:
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| hey, im kendall, if you need to talk to someone, about ANYHTING, i can help you. welcome to arg
__________________ "Every gun that's made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms...is spending the genius of its scientists, the sweat of its laborers" -Dwight. D. Eisenhower. "when the rich wage war its the poor who die" - linkin park, hands held high Is it simple enough for you? Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me? |
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| No...you can't.
__________________ Enlightenment is a click away: Odin's Guide to Confidence Why You Never Buy a Girl a Drink at a Bar Odin Debunks the Most Annoying Quote Ever How To Handle A Manipulative Bitch Odin's Guide to Body Language Odin's Guide to Why You're NOT in Love Odin's Guide to Why You Don't Call Guys Drunk |
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| you would be suprised with some of the crap ive been through
__________________ "Every gun that's made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms...is spending the genius of its scientists, the sweat of its laborers" -Dwight. D. Eisenhower. "when the rich wage war its the poor who die" - linkin park, hands held high Is it simple enough for you? Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me? |
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| No, I wouldn't. We've all been there. You're not that special.
__________________ Enlightenment is a click away: Odin's Guide to Confidence Why You Never Buy a Girl a Drink at a Bar Odin Debunks the Most Annoying Quote Ever How To Handle A Manipulative Bitch Odin's Guide to Body Language Odin's Guide to Why You're NOT in Love Odin's Guide to Why You Don't Call Guys Drunk |
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| It's hilarious that everyone thinks they are.
__________________ Path to Valhalla - Teens' Guide to Glory Noatun - ARG's Hall of Njord Quote:
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