What does ARG stand for?
ARG is not an acronym. It's simply Arg.

Where can I submit my suggestions/questions to ARG staff?
Click Here!

Why isn't the chat room working for me?
You have to register at the chat host site. Your normal ARG account will not work. The site can be found Here.

Are there any more skins/layouts available for this forum?
Yes. There is a default skin at the bottom left corner. There are currently only two.

Where can I edit my avatar, signature, and profile?
Click on 'Edit Your Profile' at the top of the page.

The smilies suck! Are there going to be new ones?
No. Here are the smilies though. There probably won't be anymore soon, but you can add your own to your post. Images can be added with the image code, and a URL to a smilie. You can get some new ones at some of these sites:
Clicksmilies
Mysmilies

Can I post my MySpace to get even more friends I don't know?
No. Post a thread requesting this, and you'll be infracted.
There is a specific thread for this Here

How do I learn BBCode?
Click Here to learn.

What are the rules here?
Click Here
1. Spamming is not allowed.

2. Threatening/Harassing other members is not allowed.

3. Double posting is not allowed.

4. Pornography/Illegal material is not allowed.

5. Posting duplicate threads is not allowed.

6. Posts that contain no contribution value are not allowed.

7. Posting topics in the wrong forum is not allowed.

8. Requesting Relationship/Conversation in the public forum areas is not allowed.

9. Racism of any kind is strictly forbidden.

10. Rate Me threads are not allowed. You must use the photo rating system built in to the forum

What happens if I break the rules?
Then me or another moderator will warn you. If it continues we may infract you, or possibly ban you.

Where can I discuss suggestions, or ask more questions?
Although this forum is not displayed on the main page, it still exists.
Questions & Suggestions

I want some more forums. Is this possible?
Most likely no. ^^

Who is the staff here?
There are two admins:
John
Karma

There are four moderators:
Tyler_Smash [[Me ]]
Sir Lucian Adonis
Thor
Mason

What are Message Icons?
Message Icons, also known as Post Icons, are small icons that appear in the title of your post. If your post is the first in a thread, then they also display in the thread listings. If the board administrator has enabled these, they can be found below the message box on the 'New Post' and 'New Thread' pages. Simply select the icon that you wish to use and this will be displayed before your thread title.

Who are the Norse Gods, and who the hell do they think they are?
The Norse Gods are Valhallan deities who got DSL and immediately set about teaching mankind the errors of their ways. Quick to anger, they don't suffer fools lightly. They are the board's smartest, and most honest members. You may not like what they say, they don't mince words, but they are right. Ignore the bad advice (from everyone else) and listen to them.
--'Words from Thor'

How does the picture rating work?
Simple. Just go to 'Rate Me', upload a pic, and other users will rate it between 1-10.
Add pictures at your own discretion. A lot of freaks must think it's 'Rape Me' instead.. "/

Why are moderators moving my threads?
Because you are not intelligent enough to post it in the right forum.. "/

How do I become a V.I.P. Member?
To become a V.I.P. Member, means you have made an impact on these forums in the eyes of an admin.

I might add on more to this when I feel like it, or other questions about the board and it's regulars seem fit to be added.

If you have any questions, or simply want to chat, I'll always be sure to reply ;]

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Odin likes how we have our own FAQ.


We are the Norse Gods, we hail from Valhalla (which has a recent DSL connection).

I, Odin All-Father, wisest of all the gods of the Asgard, have brought forth my sons, the mighty Thor, the wise Njord, the just Forseti, and the valiant Ollerus, so that we may elevate the denizens of these shabby plains to the halls of Valhalla, where they may sup upon wine and women of the best.

We are servants of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. We bring forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships we have endured previously. We do it all without bull shit, without nonsense and with an incarnate awesome seldom seen by mortal man.

Fuck you and welcome to Arg.

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True Believers:
when people ask small children what they want to be when they grow up they say odin! - thegodcallednick
You know that sound lighting makes called thunder what that really is, it is the noise women make when they sleep with Odin - Tobifreed
Enlightenment is a click away:
Odin's Guide to Confidence
Why You Never Buy a Girl a Drink at a Bar
Odin Debunks the Most Annoying Quote Ever
How To Handle A Manipulative Bitch
Odin's Guide to Body Language

XD did my topic effect this one or did others make ones like mine before me. Cause I made mine on 4/20/08

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UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START!


KNOW YOUR ROOTS KNOW THE CODE!

I think to many people have asked this, to try to say you were the first.. which I don't know why you'd want to. It was kinda obvious "/

But ya. All the little voices around here inspired it ^^

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arg is not
ass
raping
gorillas?
what the fuck!

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that is the funniest shit ^^^^

I cant find how to change my mood after the 'revamp' of ARG! Where is it?

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If you don't like me... I dont care

Just getting on with life.