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Old 05-28-2008, 03:58 AM
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Forsooth! It is I, the great Sir Angus the Cunning, finest vassal of the legendary Lord Forn of Kation. I hail from a small hamlet by the name of Scheisse. My father was a baker, a poor man, to be sure. Alas, I became a page at the nubile age of 6 years. After a mere 7 years, I was allowed the courtesy of being the underling of Lord Forn, from the castle Kation.

I enjoy protecting the innocent, spreading the joy of calipers and tongs to the people, and stopping criminal scum in their tracks. I have been known to move in L shaped patterns as well as carrying a large blade below the belt. That is to say, I have a rather grand longsword that I carry with me at all times, and has penetrated many in places they least expected.

I hope to be of servitude to the populous of this here kingdom! Away!
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:59 AM
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Thor likes this guy. In a totally manly way.

Like Beer Buddies or something.

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Greetingst, most cunning of Angus.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:06 AM
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Ah! What virtuous denizens you are of this fair forum! I accept your greeting, as well as suggestion of sharing ale together, kind sirs!
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:24 PM
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Scheisse? Interesting name.

Greetings, sir Angus.
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I enjoy protecting the innocent, spreading the joy of calipers and tongs to the people, and stopping criminal scum in their tracks.
There we go, something in common.
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you are the one who I will not insult on the intro threads.

you will do well here on these forums, lord angus.

fuck you and welcome to arg
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Huzzah! A fine welcome indeed!

...Sorry. Hada do it. XD
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Thor declares this to be the new welcome message that should always be used from this time forth.

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