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Old 05-14-2008, 02:11 AM
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...your Senior Drill Instructor. I have joined these pitiful forums to instill some sort of discipline in you unworthy maggots. You will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words coming out of your filthy pieholes will be 'Sir'. Do you understand me?

The only people exempt from this will be any and all Norse Gods who reside here, because they are the epitome of strength, discipline, and everything my beloved Corp stands for!
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Old 05-14-2008, 02:19 AM
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You already fucked up.

Corps, not Corp.

You should quarter-deck yourself just for that.
Last edited by Callmaury; 05-14-2008 at 02:22 AM. Reason: smoking is for soldiers. quarter-decking is for marines.
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Old 05-14-2008, 02:23 AM
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You already fucked up.

Corps, not Corp.

You should quarter-deck yourself just for that.
What do we have here? A fucking grammar Nazi? Hell, I like you. You can come over anyday and fuck my sister.
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Old 05-14-2008, 02:25 AM
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Actually, it's spelling, and I find it hard to believe a staff NCO of the Marine Corps (and a senior DI at that) would deface the proud name of his institution like that.
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Nice Sarge
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He's hilarious. With Thor not here to tie up loose ends often, I welcome Hartman's presence.
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Old 05-14-2008, 03:56 AM
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:40 AM
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hoooorahhhh semper fi hartman!!!
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Old 05-14-2008, 01:06 PM
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...your Senior Drill Instructor. I have joined these pitiful forums to instill some sort of discipline in you unworthy maggots. You will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words coming out of your filthy pieholes will be 'Sir'. Do you understand me?

The only people exempt from this will be any and all Norse Gods who reside here, because they are the epitome of strength, discipline, and everything my beloved Corp stands for!
hey so u think u goin to run this place ha ha kiss my ass but thats kool ive been to boot camp before for 2 months
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