Those are questions I've come up with after idiots kept asking to be Norse gods, or gain our respect, or become our "agent" or be associated with us in any way. If they could answer to my standards, I'd give them a chance.

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Nothing better to do so I'll take a stab at it...

General Advice: If you can't somehow prevent them from getting a divorce then try and find a way to be able to be with both of them. Try and be able to live with one during the week and one during the weekend or one during school and the other during summer or something like that. That way you won't really be choosing as much.

Dating/relationships: Just talk to her. Try and start a conversation, see if you have similar interests. If not, there are a lot more fish in the sea.

Sex Advice: If you really don't want to have sex you should tell your boyfriend that. If he leaves you for that then all he wants is sex anyway. Find a guy who likes you for who you are and all that romantic comedy crap.

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I'm just throwing a question out: How often is John going to update the homepage. It's been past a week, and I have already written a new article. I just want to know so I can have a deadline.

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Over 9000 hours in MS Paint.

Deadlines would be nice to have.
I really have no clue what's up.

Though being the lazy fuck that I am, I have yet to write my article.
I meant to, but then shit hit the fan. >.>

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He said like one a week, just email to him I think. I forgot to write mine so I ll work on it tonight.

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General Advice

Your first choice is to try and convince them not settle for a divorce. Parents often will and try and work things out for the sake of the children, but that's not always successful. Being a fourteen year old you can't reasonably sit back and watch things crumble. Right now, there a good chance they are only thinking of themselves right now and not of the real repercussions, if your ACTING like you're fine with this, then they'll think that you actually are. This is where the term "tell them how you feel" isn;t bullshit.

If communication doesn't work, try to schedule to be with one parent every one or two weeks to even a month then switch to another on a designated date.

Dating Relationships

Have confident body language, no slouching, no looking at you feet if you go up to her, no mumbling, speak clearly and with purpose. This will prevent her from labeling you a loser right off the bat. Next is to develop some heuvos and go talk to her. A smile and hi might do it or you could comment about how annoying the bus is when it's late (if it is late) (something like that.) Use the three second rule, don't take to long mull over it or you'll just scare yourself into not talking to her. See her, act confident in your approach and talk. If you display confidence and humor while speaking, she'll find you something worth looking into.

Sex
Thirteen is quite a young age to fuck. Jesus, have you even had your first period? On a personal note, i think you should would till you're older and not so...thirteenish and more mature. On a neutral note, still think it's weird to fuck at thirteen. You should test the waters, refuse and if he starts acting stupid, crazy, and angry that you don't want to have sex with him right away, he's there to hit and quit and you'll be left either deflowered and humiliated, or pregnant with Life giving you the finger.


Thought I'd try my hand at this.

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But you know what the fuck I think is just pathetic and gay
When nigas speculate what the fuck 'Pac would say
You don't know shit, about a dead mans perspective
And talking shit will get your neckbone disconnected
Disrespected nigaz don't show no love
Why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug
And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote
Cause if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke--IT, King of HipHop

A) Mom. She was still the morally correct person in the situation, whether she did or didn't offer sex. All the father had to do was romance her a bit and get her in the mood, and chances are he didn't. It's his fault for not going all the way with the woman he claims "to love and cherish" in vows.

B) Approach and ask for something medicore such as the time. If she gives it to you on her phone, stir up a conversation on the phone such as "Oh, I have that one too!" or "Hey, my sister has that phone." Something to catch her ear with. And move on from there to introduce yourself.

If she doesn't have the time, ask her when the bus she's waiting for is coming because you have to "make an important" meeting of whatever kind you choose it to be. While waiting, strike up conversation about what she might possibly do for a living and move on comparing jobs and other tedious nonsenses.

C) You are not in love. If you were in love it would require going through serious rough patches and being able to overcome them. If you were in love you'd both be able to "take a break" and faithfully remain one anothers until you felt it was right to get back with each other when your more mature. If you were truly in love you'll still be together by the age of 30. You're in elementary school kid, keep it to yourself. I guarantee you'll meet better people then that perverted little punk in College or at the least, High School.


Presto. Advice given.

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I could def. do a general advice or sex advice article a week. I'd just need some people to ask me questions. I'll try to think of an example to write an article on.

i would be one in the sex advice one.. but how do you become one?

General Advice
I'm 14, my parents are getting divorced because my dad cheated on my mom. But I secretly found out that my mom hasn't been having sex with him for like a year. Both gave me the choice of choosing which parent to stick with, but I'm torn because I feel like I'm choosing sides but neither is completely right. What do I do?

Sex Advice
I'm 13 and I'm thinking about having sex with the guy I love. We've been in love for 3 months and there's nothing I would be able to do without him in my life. Now he keeps saying that he wants us to do something special but I don't know if we should. I'm a christian but I'd be willing to do anything for him. What should I do?

There you go. You're welcome.

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