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| My little cousin's 15 year old friends kept hitting on me, making it very awkward when I was trying to swim laps.
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| Illegal in my town, I wish I could. So how about making me an Admin, John?
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| i went to see fire works in the local park and drank 11 shots of vodka as i slurred around the rent-a-cops who didn't have the athority to do anything except tell me to get inside the desinated area. then i drunk dialed a bunch of people (drunken mock french sounds hilarios btw). i then had a bunch of chicks hit on me and tell me how much i smell like alcohol. i then crashed on my friends couch and woke up with a nose bleed over my shirt and cat hair all over me
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| Luckily for me, I can light up fireworks whenever, when ever I want ![]()
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