Oh man, such a long story, where can I start?

Ok. I live in New Hampshire, and not in a ghetto area or anything like that...I have a few neighbors worth mentoning: It all started when a kid named Rob started hanging out with us. Over this last school year, he made a couple of friends. They're pretty big trouble makers, and they're nothing but trouble. Once the summer started, is when everything came crashing down.

Last Friday, the 20th, a couple of the kids decided to set off a m80 firework, mixed with some other shit, that was considered a bomb. Now my mom and step dad walked out seeing one of the kids with fingers in his ears, looking strait at the bomb. Just as my mom said "What's going on?" The bomb exploded firing shrapnel and dust all over the place. So my mom got mighty pissed and called the police. The police came, everyone ran, and my mom started talking to the cops. As the kids rounded the corner, the cop asked "Is that them?" and she said "Yes". All the kids stopped for questioning, except for one, who gave him attitude, and got arrested. The kids who set off the bomb didn't get arrested. This started a large hatred against my mom (But not me)

Another occurrence: Coming home from a handbell concert, we drove down our street to see our adult neighbor, and another girl adult neighbor arguing. When asked, the woman said the neighbor exploded in her face, talking shit about alcohol and ratting kids out. A kid stepped in the middle of them, and the neighbor almost kicked the living shit out of him. The cops were called, again, and nobody was arrested.

Now, last night exactly (The 25th) my mom was home alone (I was at my dads, and my step dad was in Michigan) and at about 10 P.M. She received a little present. It appeared that one of the neighbors decided to blow up a bunch of condoms, and tie them into a bouquet, and leave it on my front porch. Funny huh? I actually laughed when my mom told me about it. She called the cops, determined to call the cops whenever something small or big happens.

Now today, something funny happened. I was home alone, and a trouble making 8 or 9 year old comes up the street with a water balloon in his hand. I ducked, wanting him to throw it, and watched as it hit our front door. He didn't run, just casually walked away, while I got my shoes on, ran out the front door and yelled "Now what the fuck do you think your doing, and who the fuck do you think you are little guy?" He answered "Huh? Shut up Tony, I'll kick your ass" I almost laughed. I then answered "Now Tucker, come over here, and throw another water balloon at my house, then we'll see who's doing the ass kicking" He shut up and flipped me off. That was it..I went over and threw his ass in to his garden. I then picked up the crying boy, and gave him to his mom, saying "Your little fucker here is throwing shit at my house" She obviously didn't like that and said "Tony, leave my property before I call the police" I then answered "Stacy, you're a dirty whore, and a peice of shit, and you're a terrible mother." I then left.

Concerned about tonight? Well don't be, nothing happened. I'm guessing it was because I was here. Every time something happens, I'm not at home. Funny huh?

Feel free to post reactions, and any advice to stop this bullshit.

bump. guys please read, i really want some reactions, and it took me awhile to type this shit.

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Ha! You should set up a bee bee gun sniper post and pick them off as they approach your house when they think you are gone!

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FALCON PAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNCH!!!!!!!!

thats prettty ghetto man. LOL. i live around Newark, NJ. people get shot, stabbed, jumped everyday. old news.

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live life & 5.18 forever!

you really should just ignore them, my mum got into a fight with the neighbours a while ago, about all the swearing and late nite loud parties they have, (its pretty bad, horrible lanuage and really loud music all nite) Since then they do burn outs out the front and throw their empty beer bottles in our garden and flick there cigirettes butts over the fence.... And when they see us out in the yard they make a point of talking real loud and using bad language, mum called the cops a few times but they wont get involved in neighbour hood disputes..

Tiresling mounted on the roof solves everything.
Enormous elastic band+mounts for band+large tires=unstoppable projectile

Think about it, someone gets really pissed at you, comes after you in your own home, you fire a freaking tire at them at 40 mph or higher, they are SO going down.

...And if the cops show, you can't stop a fucking tire
You'll still get punished but atleast you can brag about taking out a few cops and maybe their car.

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Yeah, I'll find it in my time to strap a tire sling to my roof, thanks for the advice.

Yeah, it sounds pretty ghetto guys, but I don't live in a ghetto place. Nashua is not ghetto, whatsoever, it's just that that one kid attracted all these crazy kids.

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i really don't know how to solve ur problem because i live in the country and never have had that problem other than my mailbox being knocked of its post

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My favorite qoutes:
"That's Odd/Weird",
"Interesting",
"Brilliant","Fantastic"

That was the lamest stuff I've ever heard. And you didn't swear at that kid's mother.

Your town is really. Really. Really fucking gay.

And in case you can't grasp my tone, I think you're obsessing over little shit that doesn't matter.

Put up a sign "Trespassers will be shot." or something like that. Technically you can shoot them.. But not in the back.. Just get a real small shotgun (410 they're called I think) and shoot him from a little ways away. They don't go far, and they won't kill crap, but they'll hurt a little kid like hell.

Add a sticky note right under the sign that reads "Survivors will be shot again."

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"My views on humanity? It is a disease, something that cannot be taught through a gentle push. No... We cannot be saved, our greed, our passion and our lust for knowledge has destroyed that which we have held dear. Humanity is below this world, my friend."

http://www.arg.com/hangout/7810-gene...-not-fail.html
For those who see flaws in our earth, discuss how and what you would change here.
http://www.arg.com/group.php?groupid=70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlULgi92zK8