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| So, I like hamburgers... do you eat pie? Purple is good... This is a little off-topic, but, do like FIRE? lol! JK! There are a few places in the bible where Dinosaurs are deff mentioned... I can't remember exactly where.. I'll look it up when I have some time..
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| I don't ever remember reading about dinos specifically but that can apply to other animals too. unless our translations of the bible are wrong (the world being created in a week) dinos would have lived with people
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| Dinosaurs makes life complete shit for young-earth creationists, so Thor loves the big cuddly things to death. You know,if the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time … you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus … with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord: 'Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord! Thor greatly dislikes people who claim that fossils were put in the ground by god to 'test our faith' because if that is so: IT MEANS GOD IS JUST FUCKING WITH YOU!
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| yep, if you believe the Bible, and trust our translation.. then that's the only way dinos could've existed, is with people.
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| Thor Oh Thor, Down comes his Hammer, And nails the thread, for ever. For, it is the mighty Thor. And, I am his follower. Shitty little poem, but down from the bottom of my heart. =)
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| haha.. ok.......
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| Oh lord, how fucking stupid would you have to be: How Do Dinosaurs Fit With the Bible? And a Lewis Black vid: YouTube - Lewis Black - The Old Testament "If you want to truly understand the Old Testament, there are Jews that walk around you. And they will take time, I promise, from their Jewy, Jewy, day, to explain it to you. Of course, if the price is right."
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| I really don't believe in in Christianity or any current religion for that matter, but one of my moms friends has a theory that dinosaur bones, among other things disproving the bible, were put on earth in an attempt to make people doubt their beliefs.
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