Tell your mom's friend that god seems like kind of a douche to just fuck with people like that.

Just imagine:

You're standing at the pearly gates and St-Peter is there, and you're about to go in, and he says "Whoa Now, wait a second, says here you believed in dinosaurs"
"Yeah, I do..."
"You fucking moron, God put those there to test your faith! Looks like it's an eternity in the lake of fire for you fucker!"

(Thor believes he has already made this point but figured an homage to a great man was necessary)

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lol I love how it states, many times, that evolutionist used there imagination and that it was a belief and not fact, while stating the bible was fact. Even though the whole basis of religion is a belief in something imaginary that can't be proved besides for the claims of people being contacted by god in there dreams. If dinosaurs lived among people why were their skeletons found so far apart? And whats with this BS of dinosaurs being on earth only 6000 years ago? If they were why had none of the many great ancient society's mentioned this?

I can claim god had contacted me in my dreams and if i found enough people who believed me, guess what? I just started a religion!!!! YAY!!!!!

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You laugh because I'm different.
I laugh because your all the same.

Yes, dinosaurs, like nessie, i believe in... But i's not sure if its mentioned in ze bible... I will check XD

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Dinosaurs and the Bible

I only read about half of this.. but posting can't hurt! I hope...

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Actually, dinosaurs were mentioned in the bible. I believe Ripple posted a reference to it before, I'll look for it later.

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ok, then, my belief being in the bible, I don't see any more need to post in here...

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You're retarded.

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http://paulitics.wordpress.com/2007/...e-is-bullshit/
watch it, and try to argue with it.
not all about dinosaurs, but does shed some light on the (things) about the bible.

There is no word for dinosaur in the Hebrew language. Dragon is the closest translation.

Also, The Catholic Church has no position on dinosaurs.

Geologically, dinosaurs lived during the Cretaceous period, about 144 million years ago. Genesis teaches good theology, not science.

Since God had the creation of man in mind before he created the world, everything that came before us, all the ways the Earth was formed (such as the creation of the moon by Earth's early collision with another planet ) and the changes in the environment and the fauna and flora were a preparation for our being here, so that the Earth we know could support us. It is certainly one way of understanding why all the life that came before us existed. It doesn't matter that we weren't here to see them while they were alive. Man is still the only creature that has named them, studied them, and appreciated them for who and what they were.

Let’s say someday science proves that the Big Bang thing really did happen. The Church would not have a problem with it. Because somewhere God intervened and made it happen. As a Catholic, I am not restricted to believe only in the two creations stories in Genesis. I'm open to believe other things because nobody knows. The Church is not going to lie and say we know how Creation happened by scripture alone. Bear in mind, this is my Catholic Church. Not Protestants.

Now take dinosaurs - some scientists say that a large meteor hit the earth and destroyed the dinosaurs. Now if that really happened did the meteor just hit the earth by accident or did God send the meteor to destroy the dinosaurs?

Again the Church would not have a problem with either theory.

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So I'm moving on
I'll never forget
As you lay there and watched me
Accepting the end

Dream Theater - Disappear

Actually,the bible refers to the following

Boheamoth <--Around that spelling
Dragons

Dragons are Dinos,in many different religons/cultures/countries ,dragons are discribed alot differently, I.E.: One flies,one breathes fire,one makes peace,one has all of the above,etc

Boheamoth is a word for a type of dinosaur.

"Lochs" are also dinosaurs

There were 3 people in the ocean (off the coast of florida,diving) ,got attacked by a thing,and only 1 survived,and clamed it was some sort of monster

And Thor/Odin ,before you bash,think in your puny heads

Thank you

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Death will slay your dog
Guess what,Im Baaaack!