Originally Posted by Dtron

Dear Njord

I hope you understand this post, because my English is not quite up to par. I think someone as great as you spend way too much time on this forum, providing advice to thankless pansies, and berating hopeless attention whores - but that's not the point. Why must your posts be so hostile in nature? Yes, I understand I'm a total dumbass and wrote this thread to simply reestablish that with my peers. I know you and all those superior to me will probably berate me endlessly about this, but just realize I am extremely jealous of the lifestyle you and your friends lead. Yes, I'm lonely, a virgin, a dumbass, and probably have a case of undiagnosed down-syndrome disease, but I want to stand up and show the world that I can be the best lonely-virgin-dumbass-downs syndrome kid I can be! I understand you're my god and will even expect your good nature to shine through your incredible wrath with a hearty chuckle. Below, I have listed my Day-to-Day activities, which have totally encompassed you and the other Norse Gods as my true religion:

12:00-2:00 Pray to Odin that I have sex

2:30-3:00 look at gay shock sites with gay buddy(not odin)

3:00-9:00 be gay on ARG forums

9:30-11:00 jack off into jar of jelly, while using jelly as lube

11:00-12:00 have sex with warmed up watermelon

12:00-12:00 sleep

So Njord, just know that I love you, and secretly want to be you. I admire you in every way, though I may seem to hide it among my incessant ramblings about your mother, and girlfriend. Just remember that I am insecure with myself, and I am using your advice as a Bible to get my life back together.

Oh, and here's a prayer:
I WATCHED NJORD FUCK MY GILFRIEND IN THE ASSHOLE

I WATCHED NJORD FUCK MY MOM IN HER PUSSSY

I WATCHED NJORD FUCK MY FOLLOWERS AND THEIR GIRLfriends

AND MY MOM GAVE ALL OF NJORDS FOLLOWERS HEAD

AMEN

YOUR #1 FAN
DTRON

Originally Posted by Dtron

Dear Njord

i understand u spend alot of time on this forum, in between having anal sex with ur buddys and jacking it to porn but that not the point, y are u such a ass whole thats all i want to know, and i understand a bunch of ur butt buddy fagget friends are probley gonna give me shit about writing this but idc, i mean u guys have no life and im sure alot of people on this gay webside agree with me so everyone who doesnt think njord is a asswhole can suck a huge cock cuz his friend probley do that anyways, but njord is probley gonna write me saying i am god or some lame ass shit like that hahahahaha he has no life, here is his daily schedule

12:00-2:00 have anal sex with odin

2:30-3:00 look at gay shock sites with gay buddy(not odin)

3:00-9:00 be gay on ARG forums

9:30-11:00 jack off into jar of jelly, while using jelly as lube

11:00-12:00 have sex with warmed up watermelon

12:00-12:00 sleep

SO NJORD JUST GO DIE CUZ NO ONE WOULD MISS U AND ALL OF U INCEST LOVING PEICES OF CRAP WHO THINK HE GIVES GOOD ADVICE CAN GO SUCK A BIG FAT, CUM FILLED CHODE

I FUCKED NJORDS GIRLFRIEND IN THE ASS WHOLE

I FUCKED NJORDS MOM IN HER PUSSSY

I FUCKED NJORDS FOLLOWERS GIRLfriends FRIENDS

AND ALL OF NJORDS FOLLOWERS MOMS GAVE ME HEAD

BYE BYE

LOVE
DTRON

Originally Posted by Dtron

Dear Njord

i understand u spend alot of time on this forum, in between having anal sex with ur buddys and jacking it to porn but that not the point, y are u such a ass whole thats all i want to know, and i understand a bunch of ur butt buddy fagget friends are probley gonna give me shit about writing this but idc, i mean u guys have no life and im sure alot of people on this gay webside agree with me so everyone who doesnt think njord is a asswhole can suck a huge cock cuz his friend probley do that anyways, but njord is probley gonna write me saying i am god or some lame ass shit like that hahahahaha he has no life, here is his daily schedule

12:00-2:00 have anal sex with odin

2:30-3:00 look at gay shock sites with gay buddy(not odin)

3:00-9:00 be gay on ARG forums

9:30-11:00 jack off into jar of jelly, while using jelly as lube

11:00-12:00 have sex with warmed up watermelon

12:00-12:00 sleep

SO NJORD JUST GO DIE CUZ NO ONE WOULD MISS U AND ALL OF U INCEST LOVING PEICES OF CRAP WHO THINK HE GIVES GOOD ADVICE CAN GO SUCK A BIG FAT, CUM FILLED CHODE

I FUCKED NJORDS GIRLFRIEND IN THE ASS WHOLE

I FUCKED NJORDS MOM IN HER PUSSSY

I FUCKED NJORDS FOLLOWERS GIRLfriends FRIENDS

AND ALL OF NJORDS FOLLOWERS MOMS GAVE ME HEAD

BYE BYE

LOVE
DTRON