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Old 04-07-2008, 02:34 AM
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Women are a pleasant distraction, for example, while doing a wench, Thor places his Laptop on the girls backside and computes his Capital Gains on quicken.
Yes, but imagine this. Human males actually become emotionally attached to these wenches. I believe the term is "Pussy Whipped." It's completely ridiculous, and many males here suffer from the disease.
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Old 04-07-2008, 02:36 AM
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Yes, but imagine this. Human males actually become emotionally attached to these wenches. I believe the term is "Pussy Whipped." It's completely ridiculous, and many males here suffer from the disease.
Silly boys. If you wear the pants, how does a women have any hope of exerting control? It's not like she has the only pussy on the block...
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Silly boys. If you wear the pants, how does a women have any hope of exerting control? It's not like she has the only pussy on the block...
Most males are terrible in the art of attracting the opposite sex, so when they get one, it's like a diamond. However, not all diamonds are commercial. Maybe it's the lack of fathers throughout their society. Back in the good old days, fathers taught their boys the crafts needed to succeed in life:
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Old 04-07-2008, 02:44 AM
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Gregory Peck, a man's man.
No one fucks with Gregory Peck.
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Old 04-07-2008, 02:51 AM
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The problem with a lot of boys is that they get so attached to pussy when they shouldn't. Most guys are so desperate for cunt, they finally stumble into some vagina one night and they turn a one night stand into a 2 year relationship because they're afraid of never getting any more pussy again.
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Old 04-07-2008, 02:54 AM
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The problem with a lot of boys is that they get so attached to pussy when they shouldn't. Most guys are so desperate for cunt, they finally stumble into some vagina one night and they turn a one night stand into a 2 year relationship because they're afraid of never getting any more pussy again.


Michael Caine wouldn't put up with that sort of behaviour, because he has testicles.
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To be fair, they probably won't get any more pussy until they're 36 and have saved up enough nickels and dimes for Loretta on the corner of 3rd street.
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