A man was drowning in the middle of the ocean, a boat came across him and a sailor asks "hey mr do you need some help?" and the guy says "no thankyou god will save me" so the boat carries on, an hour later another boat comes along and a sailor asks the man "hey mr do you need any help you seem like your in trouble" and the man says "no thankyou god will save me" so the boat carries on about its business, about 3 hours on the man gets a cramp and drowns to death. The man wakes up in heaven and goes up to god and says "god why didnt you save me?" and god says " i sent you two great big boats ya dummy!"

lol :P

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Rofl..

Here's mine

What does A.I.D.S stand for?

Anally Injected Death Sentence.

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errrrrm ok then :P

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A Nun dressed mostly in black is passing by next to a pub, a drunk man runs up to her, starts punching her face, slams her on the ground, and starts kicking her, after a few minutes a crowd gathers around, the drunk staggers back and yells out, "See! You are not so tough BATMAN!"

@Valli u asshole dont make fun of black people! I love em I think everyone should own at least one!
Besides I have one in my family tree! he is hangin from it.... hahahaha

hahahahhah thats fookin hilarious :P mostawesome

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This one i got from my best friend....

Hey reece whats green and living in my basement?

(assuming you say what?)

A green black guy!

(assuming you say huh? Why is he green?)

It's my n****r I can paint him w/e color I want!

Hey btw, what do you rly rly NOT want to call a black person? starts with N ends in R.....
NeighboR!

Lol i know too many racist jokes, and im not even racist >.> can u tell?

heres a blonde joke!


ok a blonde, red head, and a burnette are walking on the stair way to heaven and God says "There are 3,000 steps, every thousand I'll tell a joke, if you laugh u go to hell."

first 1,000 steps god tells a joke, the red head laughs and goes to hell
second 1,000 steps he tells another, the burnette laughs and goes to hell
last 1,000 steps he tells another joke, blonde DOESN'T laugh.
then when she got into heaven she laughed so hard. God asked "Why are you laughing?" Blonde replied "I just got the first joke!"

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hahahah lol

haha im laughing so hard im crying :P

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here's another,

3 guys are driving, 1 named Jake, one named Alex, and one named Matt. (Just random names...) anyways, they are driving and their car brakes down in front of a house. They knocked on the door and asked if there was anywhere the cud stay overnight. the old man said "Sure, u can stay here!" then the old man introduced them to his hot daughter. that night the hot daughter gave all three of them notes, they all said "Meet me in my room tonight.'' Jake went and was in there for 10 minutes, then alex was in there for 5, then Matt was in there for 30 seconds...next morning, the old man said "I know what you did to my daughter last night, so ur going to go out and get a fruit." Jake, Alex and Matt went and got fruits and Jake and Alex came back and the old man said "now shove it up ur ass" so jake started shoving his cherry up his ass and Alex was laughing. then Alex shoved his strawberry up his ass and Jake laughed really hard and Alex said "Stop laughing!" then Jake said, "I'm not laughing at you, Matt is bringing back a WATERMELON!!!"


if u read the hole joke u'll understand it....

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lol :P that was pretty funny

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