Seriously.
The story goes like this:
"Mum, last night I saw a goldfish carry a linkin' log out me sock drawer!"
"Why, that's the story of Jesus."
Eventually, the mum went on to smoke a few bowls, drop some acid, and then was convinced that this goldfish was a sign from Jesus. However, people would not believe her if she told them this story- so the goldfish was turned into a bunny. And the linkin' log was turned into a piece of candy. And the "bunny" was not /taking/ it from the boy but rather hiding it for him to find. There was one last problem though. Why would it happen on THIS day? It was just an ordinary night. Suddenly, a thought came to the mum's mind:" BIRTHDAYS! Everyone loves birthdays!" |