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Old 03-18-2008, 12:40 AM
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Default Weird Sitch (i think i posted the last one in the wrong place

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weird sitch...

What else have u guys got for me...I feel so weird

I mean i like her but like i said i dont think this'll end well...

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Old 03-18-2008, 12:37 PM
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Ok dude....listen to me.

If she's a white supremacist, get away. Get very far away.

Much like supertight virgin christian girls, you can seldom break their tradition, and even if you do, it's not really worth it.

Besides, she might be able to change but her family sure as hell won't.

Find yourself a nice ebony goddess. You have plenty of beautiful black women around you (one of my current crushes is so hot she could be a fucking model), or find a white bitch who's not a biggotted cunt.
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Old 03-21-2008, 09:42 AM
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weird sitch...

What else have u guys got for me...I feel so weird

I mean i like her but like i said i dont think this'll end well...
It won't end well. In fact, I'll predict the future for you as nicely as possible:

-You will eventually tell her how you feel and how that offends you.
-She will overreact and say to you, "Why, are you racist against white people, BLACKIE?"
-You will get offended at her racial slur and punch her in the face.
-She will grab out a chainsaw out of nowhere.
-You will say, "Holy shit balls on fire."
-She will swing the chainsaw at you, cutting off your arm.
-You SCREAM in agony and bleed to death.
-After your death, your body mutates into a giant tentacle monster, which then performs "surprise sex" on her.
-Losing her dignity to a tentacle monster, but still slightly turned on by it, she kills herself.

You're better off ending the relationship now. Don't worry, you're doing the right thing. You're saving her life.
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