fucking trolls

thesailorcallednick · #1 (**permalink**) 08-05-2008, 04:23 PM

you trolls. here is what i see that you ass wipes type up as an excuse for our attention

Quote:

Originally Posted by heysutton

Well yesterday me and this girl i like went to the movies, and it was our first time hanging out (ive liked her for 2 months, she goes to my school and we have talked on msn alot) well since it was our first time hanging out i was kinda nervous and didnt act like myself. well after the movies we talked on msn and i asked her if she liked me and she said she didnt feel a "spark" between us and that she pictured us as more as friends, but that i still have a chance with her. Well basically that broke my heart because its not that she didnt say she didnt like me, but its the thought that we'll never be togeher. Shes my dream girl, shes perfect, and i just cant imagine staying just friends. Im not gonna say im in love with her, but i have feelings for her i just cant describe. Well one day next week we're gonna go to the town festival and hang out, so should i tell her how i feel?

that is just stupid.

here's what would be a great one

titled. "help"

hey guys, i've decided to commit suicide

before you hassle me i'd like to tell you why.

yesterday my two moms (there's one good shocking detail) and two days (double shocker) kidnapeed this girl (shocker) and gave her an excessive amount of herione before comminting a satanistic ritual (awsome shocker) and eating her while she's still alive (another awsome shocker) so when i woke up this morning i found her with bite marks all over her and she was sober from the herione and in huge pain so i had to beat her with a baseball bat until she died (another big shocker), except that she didn't die immediatly and i had to hit her about 12 times until the bat broke and i had to just shoot her ( why didn't the author use the gun before? who cares its a fake story.) so i'm thinking of freezing myself to death in my work place freezer (why not?) and locking the door behind me by shooting it (if he had a gun though wouldn't you just shoot yourself? of course not, it's a damn troll story)

so trolls, next time look up the art of trolling before you make a damn troll post

**Sir. Lucian Adonis** · #2 (**permalink**) 08-05-2008, 05:53 PM

What makes you think that had been a troll?

Who are you to label that post as a troll?

thesailorcallednick · #3 (**permalink**) 08-05-2008, 05:55 PM

the person's first post.

with an obvious answer. and little kid feelings and assumptions that he is in love (or getting there)

dubbing this girl as perfect

**Sir. Lucian Adonis** · #4 (**permalink**) 08-05-2008, 06:18 PM

We have all done that at one time or another.
It's inevitable that some kid is going to come here and say that.

That doesn't make him a troll, makes me stuck inside a concept that he will soon learn hurts like fuck.
But still not a troll.

thesailorcallednick · #5 (**permalink**) 08-05-2008, 06:20 PM

oh. well then this is just a normal "what trolls should be" thread

edit: the thread (above) should be posted in dating and relationships becuase it has nothing to do with dating or relationships

Tsuri · #6 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008, 12:58 AM

Not only sailor but the majority of the ARG populace doesn't have a clue what a troll is. Asking a stupid question doesn't make somebody. Intentionally agitating an online community for shits and giggles/lulz makes you a troll. I'll make a more detailed post later.

thesailorcallednick · #7 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008, 01:01 AM

excellent.

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