To be honest, what type of "weird" English do you think you are using?
You are using brackets when you need quotation.
also 3 dots, not 4. idiot.
There should've beign 3 dots after "I just."
And not a space to create another dot.
So, as I can see, your punctuation is weak. You cannot really speak.
To be honest, I read lots of punctuation exptions and rules and know that my punctuation is even better than a guy like you.
At least I am trying to improve it.

How is my choice of vocabulary ridiculous?
Is it too high for your level?
The insane questions are just questions that drives you insane because you are too stupid to answer them.

It is strange for me that a guy like you cannot even answer a question.
Still, how is my questions "trolling.?"
As english you second language, I am much better answering a question that you cannot even do.
At least I can answer a question and punctuate, which you cannot even do.
You are pretty bad at understanding questions, idiot.
I still cannot see how it is funny to come to an advice forum and ask a question I need help with.
Like I said, you labelled me, fine.
I labelled you too. And can find lots of weird reasoning you cannot explain.

Oh dear lord. Let's not try and argue with grammatical mistakes. We could be at this all night with just this one quote from you.

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Grammatical mistakes makes me mad myself; whenever people use them and commit me of that.

Here, let me proofread that for you, moron. Ask ANYONE on the board which version seems more like proper English, and you'll get your answer.

Callmaury's edit of Coolboi's senseless, singleminded dribble

Let's be honest; what type of 'weird English' do you think you are using? [Editor's note: this joke doesn't even logically make sense, but I left it as was for argument's sake]
You are using brackets when you need quotation marks. [Ed.: Where the fuck was I quoting anything?]
An ellipsis would be three dots, not four, idiot... [Ed.: Actually, there is no standardized rule for the ellipsis, though I will give you that three is the most common form]
To be honest, [Ed.: As opposed to what, being dishonest?] I have read many punctuation exceptions and rules, and know that my punctuation is better than yours.
At least I am trying to improve it.
How is my choice of vocabulary ridiculous?[Ed.: Because you are using words that don't fit the tone of the passage at all; English may not be as intensive as other languages in this regard, but you still do not use certain words in certain situations even if it technically means what you want to say.]
Is it too high for your level? [Ed.: No, I understand it, it just doesn't fit.]
The so-called 'insane questions' are just drive you insane because you are too stupid to answer them. [Ed.: Actually, I said INANE, moron, not insane. Inane means to be insipid, worthless, completely and utterly random and pointless. Nice try, though. Good 3rd grade insult.]

To me, it's strange that you cannot even answer a question.
Still... how is my question trolling?
As English is your second language, I am much better at answering questions that you do not even bother with in the first place. [Ed.: No you're not, English is a second language for you, too. We all know you come from South Africa, which means your native language is Afrikaans, I believe. No wonder your insults make no fucking sense.]
At least I can answer questions and punctuate properly.
You are pretty bad at understanding questions, idiot. [Ed.: I understood what you are trying to ask, I'm just saying, you're very shitty at it.]
I still fail to see how it is funny to come to an advice forum and ask a question. [Ed.: Because it's a silly question. NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME STUDY HABIT AS YOU, RETARD. And your English is horrible.]
Like I said, you labeled me, fine. [Ed.: When did you say I labeled you as something?]
I labeled you, too, and can find much weird reasoning that you cannot even explain.


So tell me, dear posters of Arg!, which version looks like a third grader typed it, and which version looks like actual, proper English?

I haven't posted yet. Give me a few more minutes.

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I do not care what anyone here says.
What they say can be wrong.
I believe my posts where weird in the past, but this post was normal, and I posted it in the advice section.
That still does not seem to answer my question.
My question was: "describe how my post is trolling."!!!

CallM edit:
I do not care what anyone here says; what they say can be wrong. I do believe my posts were weird in the past, but this post was normal, and I posted it in the advice section.

Regardless, that still does not answer my imperative statement, which was for you to describe why my post is considered 'trolling'.

Well, I'd be happy to respond to your well-written post! As for your imperative statement (telling someone to describe something isn't a question), I believe it is trolling because you are asking a very stupid, easily answered question, in a format that's just painful to read, and in the end, when everyone replies, you only accept the answers you want to hear.

Yes?

Yes. Because, in the end, Baldr always wins these.

Not if it's Baldr who says it.

That's a statement. A question would be "How would my post be considered as trolling?"

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This is wrong;
there was nothing wrong with the way I edited.

Lots of times, you can replace a semi-colon with a fullstop.

I said that in seperate sentences, not ment to be related.
That should've being a fullstop as I did not ment them to be related so closely.

Wrong editing.
My question is too "uneasily" answered, yes, because it takes an average I.Q. to answer my question - if not under-average.
And how is my question stupid and "uneasily" answered?
Explain.

Here's the answer: You are naturally a fucking troll, so every goddamn post you put up on the boards, is trolling. Like that logic? It's pretty bad if you ask me.

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