look i have looked at my life and it sux. there is no way it can improve and no way i can get out of this hole. i dont want u all to whinge about not killing myself, u cant find me and u cant stop me.
all i want is advice on how to end it all in a painless way without hurting the people i 'love' too much.

Before all the unoriginal "lawl do it who carez" jokesters come in in an attempt to mimick what they believe the Norse reaction would be, I would say this:

You are hurting everyone.

And death is worse than life. Whether youre superstitious and think youll go to hell or smart and realize youll just be an unthinking, unfeeling mash of deteriorating flesh in the dirt.... whatever problem you have (and im sure its just a stupid teen problem) can be overcome.

Billions of human beings have come before you and made it through life, theres no way theres any truly good reason for you to off yourself.

No, it doesn't, but she is an idiot if she states she wants to get away with it without hurting anyone.

Unless everyone in her life positively hates her... she's just being selfish.

threw my 4 cents in, she is now free to suffocate herself in a pile of hippo shit. thatll make the local news.

That is a bunch of crock.

There is plenty of way to improve your life. You simply won't.
Yes, life sucks but you could always change that.

You wanna know something.
Many many many peoples lives suck, especially while they are teenagers.

My dad just took all of the family income and shoved it into an account that noone else can get to.
Thus if he decides to ya know, not pay a bill, my mom gets fucked.

a few days ago i got stranded in the middle of texas nowhere in out and around my brothers car while it got so hot outside that caused his car to heat up like an oven and fry his engine coolent.

Because of my Dads antics I may have to move away to a little podunk city where if my mom cant get a good job I will lose contact will ALL of my friends as I will have no internet, no phone, no nothing...

I currently suffer from multiple mental and emotional issues that are legitimatly of a decent worry to people but I cannot afford to see a counsoler now because of my father.
I cannot get a job because I have to babysit my little brothers while my very slightly more accredited mother finds a job.
the car I was supposed to get to drive once I have my licesne just stopped working and will cost a small fortune to fix.

on that note, i cant get my license yet because due to an anxiety disorder I develioped I cant drive without freaking out cause my mother who must ride woth me screams when I get too close to something.

I am right now questioning whether my belief in the roman catholic church is corrwecty after attending a retreat that had people speaking in tongues and causing other people to have siezures and there was nothing i could, again, partnered with my emotional issues that was highly traumatizing.

I recently had to break up with a girl whom i loved very much when she started lying to me and telling me such lies as she was possessed by multiple demons and also was telling random guys who are my friends that if they ever asked her out or even aked her to marry them she would say yes.

As a member of the boy scouting organizatiojn i am currently working on my eagle, that final step, I have been working for it for roughly 12 years.
I am on the verge of failure because my father never helped me when I needed it and the people i used to have that i needed to complete a large scale project now dont like me because they are douchebags and were not my real friends.

my grandfather justd ecided to go crazy on us and so my entire family is stressed out over the fact that he can no longer care for himself, so a couple times I had to forgo my education and instead spend 4 weeks more than i was told I had to be there to watch over him when we could have justs tuck him in a nursing home which is exactly what we did a few weeks later.

due to that and many other things including most of the ones mentioned above it is highly unlikely I will make it to college before I am 23.


So...
Yes, your life sucks, i dont know how much, I dont know why.
But it is common place for peoples lives to suck.


We are designed to be capable of working through things and dealing.
I am, plenty of people have, and you can...


Like Callmaury said...you will only hurt other people by doing this..

Picture yourself, you have a date, a person you love to the ends of the earth.
And they commit suicide...
How much would that hurt you?

What you are thinking probably isnt half of what the people would feel if you actuially killed yourself.


It really messes people up when someone they know and care about kills themself.

I will not tell you how to do it painfree...that is stupid...
You are probably not even my age, what the hell could be so bad in your life that would make you want to commit suicide?

There are alot of people who have it alot worse.

Small children in africa are starving to death, their parents die of illness and they are left to fend for themselves alot of the time.
They have no education, no food, no water, no families...

Are your problems REALLY that bad?...



And furthermore...
yeah...we can.
I have your IP address.
I could find you and notify people.

Think about it...
You could just try and deal or you could get arrested for your own protection and be put into some form of asylum for being mentally unstable...

That sound like an amazing life?

If you want to talk about this, or even just want to argue with me.
PM me...

I will gladly discuss it.

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If you're threatening to kill yourself, please never post it on a teen forum. Why don't you step up to your problems, and get over them. You're a teenager, and you have hormonal problems. They will pass.

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I still wouldn't fret about it.

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Every one of you is Troll bait.

As much as Baldr would enjoy seeing humanity lose another loose string, Baldr is wise to these games. She's not going to commit suicide. She's either a troll or an overemotional attention whore. People like her say they're going to kill themselves to garner sympathy and reactions from people. It makes them feel less like a loser and more like someone actually cares if they live or die.

Baldr thinks suicide is idiotic and the ultimate demonstration of human failure. And quite honestly, the majority of you teenagers will threaten to do it at some point in your life and never go through with it.

So, Adonis, Callmaury, your long winded replies trying to sway her from doing it were for naught. While Baldr agrees with you, they won't affect anything.

You humans are not supposed to lead perfect lives. You all need to get it out of your head that you're supposed to. Watching Full House has corrupted you all into thinking that life should be one big bliss of happiness and ponies. It doesn't work like that.

And you teenagers, especially. If someone doesn't say "hello" to you one day, your entire world shatters. You'll sit and pout, forsaking everyone around you because you're upset over stupid shit. As already mentioned, there are people around your world who can't even eat a balanced meal and you're complaining because of a matter like someone broke up with you or your parent yelled at you?

Baldr challenges you to read into different forms of slavery that have plagued Midgard. Or how about even contemplating serving in the Vietnam War? Or try to imagine the events leading up to the demise of the Chinese during the Rape of Nanking.

And that's only the tip of the shitty ice berg. If you think your life is bad when such things have occurred on your world, Baldr spits in your face and hopes you do kill yourself, you selfish, egotistical swine. You're not worth the air you breathe if you take for granted what you have been given in life.

Humans think about suicide all the time. But when you start to truly consider it or threaten it, you are among the filthiest, disgusting human beings in your world. Baldr hopes you miss an artery and bleed for hours before dying.

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your life can't possibly be that bad to need death

it will pass. don't do it


EDITED:
Don't give stupid people ideas retard.

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that is the funniest shit ^^^^

although i do not like the way you say it, and thinking of the fact that the Norse Gods in this forum are normally fucked up, i agree with you.

if you give up on your own life, you might as well just kill yourself and save the space for someone with a bit more enthusiasm...
as you say, most teenagers seem to live in a fragile fantasy world full of cake and rainbows and cute little puppies, but that's not the kind of world this is! we all need to wake up and see that this place is FUCKED UP, and that it will always be, no matter what George W. Bush, Unicef, and Red Cross tells us!

think of it like this: every time someone considers, threatens or goes through with suicide, it just makes this big failure of a planet worse than it was before. so lift your face and stare into the eyes of your problems, because if you give up, it means that you lose and your problems win.

Girls with enthusiasm I just love it when the jiggle..

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